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“…and this is the best one of the bunch.” Read More
Event adds “diabolical” twist to traditional race distance. Read More
Coming soon to a fast-casual restaurant near you! Read More
Man wordlessly matches pace from six feet behind. Read More
Woman questions proposed course of action. Read More
Short answer? Yes. Slightly longer answer? Absolutely. Read More
Bring your own cardboard. Read More
Prize proves elusive. Read More
Longtime jogger dreams of corpse-free outing. Read More
Local man wonders “who cares.” Read More
Journalist unsure how to discuss those preparing to toe the line. Read More
“Are you a runner?” “I am not.” Read More
The thoughts are coming from inside your head! Read More
Elite women “sure to provide plenty of thrills, almost all of which we will miss.” Read More
Event organizer seeks to reassure public. Read More
“Also, it was TOTALLY slow. Like, 7:30 pace.” Read More
“I got this,” says woman. Read More
Every time a bell rings, a medical specialist gets a copay. Read More
