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January 16, 2024

Remember That Crappy Thing Fleet Feet Did? Fleet Feet Hopes You Don’t

January 16, 2024/ Mark Remy
Remember That Crappy Thing Fleet Feet Did? Fleet Feet Hopes You Don’t

Ignoring a problem won’t magically make it go away. Runners should know this.

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January 16, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Fleet Feet, Social media, Attribution, Ethics
July 12, 2023

Local Runner Writing Race Report Begins 28th Paragraph With No Signs of Slowing

July 12, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Writing Race Report Begins 28th Paragraph With No Signs of Slowing

Retelling of recent marathon becomes its own test of endurance.

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July 12, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathons, Social media, Verbosity, Race report
July 11, 2022

Runner Ignores Phone That He Painstakingly Positioned on Ground Just Moments Before

July 11, 2022/ Mark Remy
Runner Ignores Phone That He Painstakingly Positioned on Ground Just Moments Before

Photo later appears on social media.

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July 11, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Phone, Social media, Trail running
January 26, 2022

‘These Wordle Posts Are So Annoying,’ Says Runner About to Tweet His Strava Stats for 100th Time

January 26, 2022/ Mark Remy
‘These Wordle Posts Are So Annoying,’ Says Runner About to Tweet His Strava Stats for 100th Time

Local man wonders “who cares.”

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January 26, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Training, News
Strava, Social media, Statistics
July 02, 2021

Orange-Fingered Runner Tests Positive for Flamin’ Hot® Cheese Flavor

July 02, 2021/ Mark Remy
Orange-Fingered Runner Tests Positive for Flamin’ Hot® Cheese Flavor

One-month suspension sparks furor among fans.

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July 02, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Doping, Track meets, Furor, Social media, Drug test, Flamin' Hot
December 14, 2020

Man Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle

December 14, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Fears Tweet About His Morning Run Already Lost in Today’s 24/7 News Cycle

Local runner contends with firehose of content.

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December 14, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Morning run, News, Social media, 24/7 news cycle
April 13, 2020

New Guidelines Recommend Staying 30 Feet Away from Bad Science, Sloppy Reporting

April 13, 2020/ Mark Remy
New Guidelines Recommend Staying 30 Feet Away from Bad Science, Sloppy Reporting

Report shows bad information travels farther than previously thought.

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April 13, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Coronavirus, COVID-19, Media, Social media, Sloppy reporting, Bad science, Research
September 17, 2017

Running Brand's Social Media Manager Clearly Starting to Lose Mind

September 17, 2017/ Mark Remy
Running Brand's Social Media Manager Clearly Starting to Lose Mind

"The first time she used the word runcation in a tweet, I think, was the beginning of the end."

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September 17, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Clickbait, Social media
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