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May 08, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'

May 08, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #128: 'Break'

You are not alone.

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May 08, 2025/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Comics, Insanity, Current events, Coping mechanism, Friends, Politics
April 24, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #127: 'Foul'

April 24, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #127: 'Foul'

Just watch your step.

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April 24, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Foul, Mara, Racing
April 10, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #126: 'Half'

April 10, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #126: 'Half'

But you didn’t hear it from me.

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April 10, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Half-marathon, Racing, Comics, Watercooler
February 06, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #122: 'Forecast'

February 06, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #122: 'Forecast'

Go ahead. Ask him about the dew point.

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February 06, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Weather, Forecast, Small Talk
January 24, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #121: 'Leash'

January 24, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #121: 'Leash'

He’s harmless.

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January 24, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Dogs, Etiquette, Taxidermy
December 20, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #119: 'Join Us'

December 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #119: 'Join Us'

Some of the runs are as short as eight miles!

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December 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Running cl, Pace, Intimidation, Begi
December 05, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #118: 'Catching Up'

December 05, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #118: 'Catching Up'

Good conversation distracts from the pain.

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December 05, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Motivation
Injuries, Running buddy, Catching up, Comics
November 15, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #117: 'Fire'

November 15, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #117: 'Fire'

Well, she could. But it would be so boring!

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November 15, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Fire, Airpods, Ear, Running with music
October 24, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #116: 'Happiness'

October 24, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #116: 'Happiness'

Save 20% with promo code GURU20!

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October 24, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Gear
Comics, Wisdom, Consumerism, Happiness
October 11, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #115: 'Hammer'

October 11, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #115: 'Hammer'

Runner smash!

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October 11, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Motor, Ped, Hammer
August 29, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #112: 'BINGO'

August 29, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #112: 'BINGO'

Who says they have to be boring?

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August 29, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
BINGO, Marathons, Comics
August 15, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #111: 'Early'

August 15, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #111: 'Early'

Actually, it’s already past his bedtime.

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August 15, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Comics, Early bird, Training, Wee hours
August 02, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #110: 'Weekends'

August 02, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #110: 'Weekends'

The math checks out.

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August 02, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Training
Comics, Long runs, Math
July 19, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #109: 'Lifespan'

July 19, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #109: 'Lifespan'

Can’t put a price on a PR.

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July 19, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Gear
Comics, Running shoes, New Shoes, Consumerism, Running stores, Money
June 21, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #107: 'Patience'

June 21, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #107: 'Patience'

Wait—shipping will take a whole week?

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June 21, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News
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May 31, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #106: 'Resume'

May 31, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #106: 'Resume'

Apart from “Boston,” what are your qualifications?

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May 31, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Marathons, Job interview, Resume, Weakness
May 16, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #105: 'Fortune'

May 16, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #105: 'Fortune'

“A stranger will offer you a cup of water.”

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May 16, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Future, Fortune teller, Predictions, Crystal ball, Spooky
May 03, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #104: 'Rest'

May 03, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #104: 'Rest'

Every little bit helps.

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May 03, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Rest, Mara, Air travel, Piggyback
April 18, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #103: 'Active'

April 18, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #103: 'Active'

Don’t forget to take some rest days.

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April 18, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Sedentary, Fitne, Active lifestyle, Screen time
April 04, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #102: 'Hell'

April 04, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #102: 'Hell'

Also? No cup holder.

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April 04, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Comics, Hell, Devil, Treadmill, Bagpipes, Eternity
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