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December 31, 2024

Runner Who Started Year With No Fitness Goals Ends Year Perfectly Happy

December 31, 2024/ Mark Remy
Runner Who Started Year With No Fitness Goals Ends Year Perfectly Happy

Local woman has no idea how much “progress” she’s made.

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December 31, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Training, Goals, Happiness
April 29, 2024

‘My Only Goal Is to Finish,’ Says First-Time Marathoner Who Has Spent His Whole Life Playing It Safe, So Why Should This Be Any Different?

April 29, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘My Only Goal Is to Finish,’ Says First-Time Marathoner Who Has Spent His Whole Life Playing It Safe, So Why Should This Be Any Different?

Local runner has long history of avoiding risk.

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April 29, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Goals, Marathons, Risk averse, Caution
November 08, 2023

‘I Race to Compete With Myself,’ Says Man Who, Days Ago, Almost Puked Trying to Beat Total Stranger to Finish Line at Local 5K

November 08, 2023/ Mark Remy
‘I Race to Compete With Myself,’ Says Man Who, Days Ago, Almost Puked Trying to Beat Total Stranger to Finish Line at Local 5K

Local runner was vying for 67th place.

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November 08, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Racing, Goals, Competition, Self awareness
September 07, 2022

Local Woman Crosses ‘Develop Lasting Love of Running That Will Yield Lifetime of Mental, Physical, and Emotional Benefits’ Off Her Bucket List

September 07, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Woman Crosses ‘Develop Lasting Love of Running That Will Yield Lifetime of Mental, Physical, and Emotional Benefits’ Off Her Bucket List

Birthday prompts 30-year-old to “go for it.”

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September 07, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Bucket List, Love, Goals
January 03, 2022

Local Runner’s 2022 Resolutions Include Signing Up For Marathon, Training for Marathon, Making Travel Arrangements for Marathon, Doing Virtual Race, Alone, When Marathon Gets Canceled

January 03, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Runner’s 2022 Resolutions Include Signing Up For Marathon, Training for Marathon, Making Travel Arrangements for Marathon, Doing Virtual Race, Alone, When Marathon Gets Canceled

“I got this,” says woman.

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January 03, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Virtual race, Goals
August 16, 2021

Woman Who Just DNF’d Her First Marathon Figures She Has Nothing Left to Prove

August 16, 2021/ Mark Remy
Woman Who Just DNF’d Her First Marathon Figures She Has Nothing Left to Prove

Local runner crosses “attempt marathon” off her bucket list.

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August 16, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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