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July 19, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #109: 'Lifespan'

July 19, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #109: 'Lifespan'

Can’t put a price on a PR.

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July 19, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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December 07, 2023

Dumb Runner Field Guide #4: How to Wear Brand-New Running Shoes

December 07, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Field Guide #4: How to Wear Brand-New Running Shoes

Might as well jump.

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December 07, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Dumb Runner Field Guide, New Shoes, Mud runs, Ballet
December 01, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #94: 'Model'

December 01, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #94: 'Model'

You’ll buy it, but you won’t like it.

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December 01, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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June 15, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

He can’t afford not to buy them.

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June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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January 27, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #73: 'Best'

January 27, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #73: 'Best'

See, that wasn’t so hard, was it?

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January 27, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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April 14, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #48: 'Lodging'

April 14, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #48: 'Lodging'

You can find deals online—but at what cost?

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April 14, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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April 08, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #47: 'Ride'

April 08, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #47: 'Ride'

Running the gamut, from “good” to “great.”

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April 08, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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February 11, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #40: Hypnotic

February 11, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #40: Hypnotic

Define “need.”

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February 11, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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May 13, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #16: 'Big Sale'

May 13, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #16: 'Big Sale'

It’s a real problem, Todd.

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May 13, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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