Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
Shambling man out-lumbers fellow oaf to finish line. Read More
Man subtly flexes calves for benefit of onlookers. Read More
“Good for you,” woman tells non-runner. Read More
“Like, by a lot,” says source. Read More
Local runner was vying for 67th place. Read More
Man is first to be tried under strict new law. Read More
Officials concede man didn’t break any rules. Read More
Everyone’s doing it. Read More
Event adds “diabolical” twist to traditional race distance. Read More
Local man sets a high bar for fellow triathletes. Read More
“I thought we lived in a Free Country,” dullard writes in Facebook comment. Read More
E.g., Hire a lawyer to write a 12,000-word waiver for your event, then sign without reading it. Read More
“There’s nothing remote about this pain,” says local runner. Read More
Unblinking volunteer ensures integrity of half-marathon. Read More
Mismatch in health, fitness is apparent even to casual observers. Read More
Fifth-place finisher calls decision ”foolish” in hindsight. Read More
Long after Boston Marathon finish, one spectator remains on course. Read More
FamilyFoto will apply the company’s approach to a new market. Read More
Runner in trail race chooses completely random moment to dig deep. Read More