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April 30, 2025

Local Jogger Getting Pretty Good at Guessing Time and Manner of Death

April 30, 2025/ Mark Remy
Local Jogger Getting Pretty Good at Guessing Time and Manner of Death

Self-taught expert says she can spot blunt-force trauma from 20 feet away.

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April 30, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Joggers, Dead body, Death, Blunt-force trauma
August 08, 2022

Most Bodies That Local Jogger Sees AREN'T Dead, Upbeat Therapist Tells Local Jogger

August 08, 2022/ Mark Remy
Most Bodies That Local Jogger Sees AREN'T Dead, Upbeat Therapist Tells Local Jogger

Psychologist tries to put trauma in perspective.

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August 08, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Dead body, Joggers, Therapy, Trauma, Perspective
January 31, 2022

Local Woman Would Like to Go Jogging Just Once Without Finding a Dead Body

January 31, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Woman Would Like to Go Jogging Just Once Without Finding a Dead Body

Longtime jogger dreams of corpse-free outing.

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January 31, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Joggers, Dead body
September 30, 2019

Dog Opts Not to Alert Owner to Dead Body in Brush This Time

September 30, 2019/ Mark Remy
Dog Opts Not to Alert Owner to Dead Body in Brush This Time

Four-year-old canine decides to “let this one slide.”

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September 30, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Dogs, Dead body, Trail running, Calculated decisions
March 16, 2019

Irish Jogger Finds Dead Leprechaun

March 16, 2019/ Mark Remy
Irish Jogger Finds Dead Leprechaun

Woman discovers “wee man” just before St. Patrick’s Day.

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March 16, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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St. Patrick's Day, Leprechaun, Joggers, Dead body
May 15, 2018

Jogging Robot Finds Dead Body

May 15, 2018/ Mark Remy
Jogging Robot Finds Dead Body

Discovery is grim, but also a milestone.

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May 15, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Robots, Joggers, Jogging, Boston Dynamics, Dead body
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