February 10, 2025 Runner Staring at Phone Collides With Walker Staring at Phone February 10, 2025/ Mark Remy Phones fall to ground but are unharmed.Read More
January 22, 2024 SAD! This Senior Runner Was Stuck Like This for Hours, and Nobody Offered to Help January 22, 2024/ Mark Remy Woman’s pleas for help are ignored.Read More
February 22, 2023 Report: Local Runner Has Nothing in Ears February 22, 2023/ Mark Remy Lack of earbuds leaves onlookers mystified.Read More
November 09, 2022 Physicists Baffled by Reports of Runners ‘Coming Out of Nowhere’ November 09, 2022/ Mark Remy Experts say incidents appear to violate basic laws of matter. Read More
July 20, 2022 Motorist Holds Steering Wheel in One Hand, 6-Ounce Screen Offering Endless Dopamine-Triggering Distractions in the Other July 20, 2022/ Mark Remy Behavior is OK, man believes.Read More
February 23, 2022 New Extreme Race Series Will Challenge Participants to Run Entire 5K Without Phones February 23, 2022/ Mark Remy Event adds “diabolical” twist to traditional race distance.Read More
January 13, 2022 Dumb Runner Illustrated #37: Boredom January 13, 2022/ Mark Remy The thoughts are coming from inside your head!Read More
December 08, 2021 ‘Runners Don’t Belong on Road,’ Says Operator of Speeding 3-Ton Infotainment Center December 08, 2021/ Mark Remy Driver fed up with reckless pedestrians.Read More
June 21, 2021 Fully Attentive Drivers Theoretically Possible, New Research Suggests June 21, 2021/ Mark Remy Computer modeling produces images of motorist with eyes ahead, both hands on wheel.Read More
April 22, 2020 Pedestrian Careful to Stay 6 Feet From Anyone She Happens to Notice April 22, 2020/ Mark Remy “I’m super-conscious of social distancing,” says local woman.Read More
September 23, 2019 New App Will Automatically Detect Pedestrian Collisions, Pay Nominal Fine September 23, 2019/ Mark Remy Service will “streamline” process for motorists, victims, and police.Read More
November 13, 2018 11 Other Distractions for Rowan University's Football Team November 13, 2018/ Mark Remy Sports bras are just the beginning.Read More
July 24, 2018 Distracted Driver Swerves to Avoid Distracted Walker, Hits Distracted Runner July 24, 2018/ Mark Remy Texting EMT crashes ambulance en route to accident.Read More
