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March 20, 2024

Barkley Marathons Runner Wonders if Girls Softly Singing Nursery Rhymes Are Part of Whole Barkley Thing, or What

March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
Barkley Marathons Runner Wonders if Girls Softly Singing Nursery Rhymes Are Part of Whole Barkley Thing, or What

Children don’t show faces, which is fine by runner.

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March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Barkley Marathons, Creepy, Little girls, Nursery rhymes, Wooded area
February 09, 2022

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Ultra Runners Be Worried About Hitting Their Head Twice and Waking Up in the Woods on a Pile of Sticks?

February 09, 2022/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Ultra Runners Be Worried About Hitting Their Head Twice and Waking Up in the Woods on a Pile of Sticks?

Short answer? Yes. Slightly longer answer? Absolutely.

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February 09, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Dr. Dumb, Ultras, Injuries, Piles of sticks, Wooded area
June 08, 2020

Local Man Wonders Whether He’ll Ever Be Able to Return to Using Running as Pretext for Meeting Strangers for Anonymous Sex in Wooded Areas

June 08, 2020/ Mark Remy
Local Man Wonders Whether He’ll Ever Be Able to Return to Using Running as Pretext for Meeting Strangers for Anonymous Sex in Wooded Areas

“Runner” yearns to get back to normal.

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June 08, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Coronavirus, COVID-19, Social distancing, Sexual liberation, Wooded area
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