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July 08, 2024

Man Who Routinely Runs Distances Up to 20 Miles Spends 4 Minutes in Parking Lot Trying to Find Spot Closest to Store Entrance

July 08, 2024/ Mark Remy
Man Who Routinely Runs Distances Up to 20 Miles Spends 4 Minutes in Parking Lot Trying to Find Spot Closest to Store Entrance

Highly trained athlete avoids two minutes of walking.

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July 08, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Motorists, Lazy, Distance, Parking lots
July 05, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #108: 'Jeopardy!'

July 05, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #108: 'Jeopardy!'

Keep it simple, Gary.

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July 05, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Jeopardy!, Game show, Marathons, Distance, Esoterica
January 06, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #36: Only

January 06, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #36: Only

“Also, it was TOTALLY slow. Like, 7:30 pace.”

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January 06, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Distance, Beginners, Motivation, Mileage
May 30, 2017

'How Far Was That?' Asks Purist Who Never Runs With a Watch

May 30, 2017/ Mark Remy
'How Far Was That?' Asks Purist Who Never Runs With a Watch

Group run ends, as usual, with a query to friends.

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May 30, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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GPS, Watch, Distance, Group runs
July 05, 2016

The Tour de France Is Boring? YOU'RE Boring

July 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
The Tour de France Is Boring? YOU'RE Boring

Shorter stages? More "action"? No thanks.

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July 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Tour de France, Cycling, Bicycle racing, Boring, Distance
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