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April 11, 2023

Ask Dr. Dumb: Cow?!?

April 11, 2023/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Cow?!?

Add another animal to the ever-growing list of threats to runners.

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April 11, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Dr. Dumb, Cows, Beef, Attacks, Safety
April 04, 2022

GMC Unveils Locomotive-Inspired Truck

April 04, 2022/ Mark Remy
GMC Unveils Locomotive-Inspired Truck

New 410,000-pound vehicle boasts 10-by-12-foot grille, heated leather seats.

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April 04, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Trucks, SUVs, Pedestrian safety, Auto industry, Safety, Locomotives
February 16, 2022

Thoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone

February 16, 2022/ Mark Remy
Thoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone

Man wordlessly matches pace from six feet behind.

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February 16, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Trail running, Women's running, Safety, Unwanted attention, Fear
October 08, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #28: 'Reflection'

October 08, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #28: 'Reflection'

“Seriously?”

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October 08, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Safety, Pedestrian safety, Motorists, Traffic
June 01, 2020

Man Cleaning Theragun Accidentally Massages Self in Thigh

June 01, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Cleaning Theragun Accidentally Massages Self in Thigh

Alcohol was a factor, sources say.

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June 01, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Safety, Theragun control, Massage, Accidents, Recovery
November 04, 2019

For Runner, Tinted Windows Turn Routine Street Crossing Into Thrilling Game of Chance

November 04, 2019/ Mark Remy
For Runner, Tinted Windows Turn Routine Street Crossing Into Thrilling Game of Chance

Motorist’s intent shrouded in mystery.

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November 04, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Motorists, Traffic, Safety, Tinted windows
April 07, 2019

Runner Relieved to Learn Motorist Who Hit Him Was Using Phone Hands-Free

April 07, 2019/ Mark Remy
Runner Relieved to Learn Motorist Who Hit Him Was Using Phone Hands-Free

Doctors say man may eventually regain use of legs.

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April 07, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real
Motorists, Safety, Smartphone, Hospital, Science
February 20, 2019

Trail Runner Hospitalized After Becoming Overly Stoked

February 20, 2019/ Mark Remy
Trail Runner Hospitalized After Becoming Overly Stoked

California man is stable but unresponsive.

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February 20, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Stoked, Hospital, Safety, Trail running
July 24, 2018

Distracted Driver Swerves to Avoid Distracted Walker, Hits Distracted Runner

July 24, 2018/ Mark Remy
Distracted Driver Swerves to Avoid Distracted Walker, Hits Distracted Runner

Texting EMT crashes ambulance en route to accident.

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July 24, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Distraction, Motorists, Safety, Smartphone
May 02, 2018

Study: Nation's Motorists Too Busy to Look Right Before Making Right Turns

May 02, 2018/ Mark Remy
Study: Nation's Motorists Too Busy to Look Right Before Making Right Turns

Research solves a mystery that’s bedeviled pedestrians for decades.

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May 02, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Motorists, Busy, Research, Safety
June 13, 2017

'He's Friendly,' Owner Assures Runner as Off-Leash Dog Pierces Carotid Artery

June 13, 2017/ Mark Remy
'He's Friendly,' Owner Assures Runner as Off-Leash Dog Pierces Carotid Artery

"The greater tragedy would have been seeing him restrained by a leash," victim says.

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June 13, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Dogs, Carotid artery, Safety
August 10, 2016

Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy
Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

Yes, recent attacks on runners are terrifying. But they don't reflect a trend.

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August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Guns, Safety, Crime, Fear
April 27, 2016

How to Choose a Porta Potty That DOESN'T Have a Penis-Biting Spider

April 27, 2016/ Mark Remy
How to Choose a Porta Potty That DOESN'T Have a Penis-Biting Spider

For one Australian man, this advice comes too late.

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April 27, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Spiders, Porta potty, Australia, Safety, Penis
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