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August 12, 2024

IOC Faces Backlash Over Bank of America Logo on Olympic Marathon Medals

August 12, 2024/ Mark Remy
IOC Faces Backlash Over Bank of America Logo on Olympic Marathon Medals

Officials defend decision, call branding “very subtle.”

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August 12, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Olympics, Medals, Bank of America, Sponsorships, Money, Complaints, Marathons
July 19, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #109: 'Lifespan'

July 19, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #109: 'Lifespan'

Can’t put a price on a PR.

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July 19, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Running shoes, New Shoes, Consumerism, Running stores, Money
June 15, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

He can’t afford not to buy them.

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June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Gear
Comics, New Shoes, Money, Relationships, Cycling
January 16, 2023

Strava Explains Recent Price Hike: ‘We Want More Money’

January 16, 2023/ Mark Remy
Strava Explains Recent Price Hike: ‘We Want More Money’

Company releases statement in response to confusion, backlash.

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January 16, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Strava, Money
October 27, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #67: 'Chunks'

October 27, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #67: 'Chunks'

Anything to distract from the pain.

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October 27, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Marathons, Mental tricks, Chunky, Money
September 02, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #62: 'Disco'

September 02, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #62: 'Disco'

Do the hustle.

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September 02, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Hydration, Marketing, Brand ambassador, Money
February 11, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #40: Hypnotic

February 11, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #40: Hypnotic

Define “need.”

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February 11, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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September 21, 2020

Toenail Fairy Left ‘2 Whole Dollars,’ Local Runner Announces

September 21, 2020/ Mark Remy
Toenail Fairy Left ‘2 Whole Dollars,’ Local Runner Announces

Man thrilled to find two crisp bills under pillow.

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September 21, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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