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March 17, 2025

‘I Can’t Run Without Music,’ Says Man Who Labels Self UNSTOPPABLE

March 17, 2025/ Mark Remy
‘I Can’t Run Without Music,’ Says Man Who Labels Self UNSTOPPABLE

Contradiction eludes self-styled badass.

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March 17, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motivation, Badass, Running with music, Tough
September 26, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #114: 'Vacillation'

September 26, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #114: 'Vacillation'

On the OTHER other hand...

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September 26, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Training, Satire
Motivation, Vacillation, Rest
October 07, 2022

9 SEO-Friendly Tips for Running the Chicago Marathon

October 07, 2022/ Mark Remy
9 SEO-Friendly Tips for Running the Chicago Marathon

Use this insider info for your best Chicago Marathon ever.

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October 07, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real, News
Chicago Marathon, Motivation, Marathons
January 06, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #36: Only

January 06, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #36: Only

“Also, it was TOTALLY slow. Like, 7:30 pace.”

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January 06, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Distance, Beginners, Motivation, Mileage
June 02, 2021

Celebrate Global Running Day by Looking at These Pictures of People Running

June 02, 2021/ Mark Remy
Celebrate Global Running Day by Looking at These Pictures of People Running

They are really enjoying themselves.

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June 02, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Global Running Day, Pictures of people running, Motivation
November 16, 2020

Runner’s Roommate Could Do Marathon If She Really Wanted To

November 16, 2020/ Mark Remy
Runner’s Roommate Could Do Marathon If She Really Wanted To

“All you need to do is just keep going, right?” muses local woman.

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November 16, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathons, Desire, Motivation, Roommate, Chutzpah
July 09, 2017

Spectator Admits She Not Really Sure Marathoners Got This

July 09, 2017/ Mark Remy
Spectator Admits She Not Really Sure Marathoners Got This

"Truth be told," says woman, "I have no idea how these runners will fare."

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July 09, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Motivation, Marathons, Spectator, You got this
May 31, 2017

Man Wishes He Had Time to Run

May 31, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man Wishes He Had Time to Run

Conversation with avid runner leads to an admission.

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May 31, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Motivation
Motivation, Couch, Time management, Beer
December 12, 2016

Man Still Waiting for 'New Him' Promised Last January

December 12, 2016/ Mark Remy
Man Still Waiting for 'New Him' Promised Last January

"I'm still just kinda schlubby," he says.

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December 12, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Motivation
New Year, Motivation, Media
March 18, 2016

Studies Show Music Can Boost Your Running, Right Up to the Moment You're Struck by a Car That You Couldn't Hear

March 18, 2016/ Mark Remy
Studies Show Music Can Boost Your Running, Right Up to the Moment You're Struck by a Car That You Couldn't Hear

Anecdotal evidence appears to back this up.

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March 18, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Motivation
Headphones, Motivation, iPod, Running with music
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