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March 20, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Tracking Device in Marathon Bib Number

March 20, 2023/ Mark Remy
Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Tracking Device in Marathon Bib Number

“They’re watching you literally every step of the way,” man says.

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March 20, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Bib number, Conspiracy theories, Marat, Surveillance state, Paranoia
June 17, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #55: 'Monster'

June 17, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #55: 'Monster'

Also, an XL shirt is not gonna cut it.

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June 17, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Packet pickup, Race, Actually, Frankenstein's monster, Bib number
February 02, 2022

Local Runner Down $62 So Far at Claw Machine

February 02, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Down $62 So Far at Claw Machine

Prize proves elusive.

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February 02, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Boston Marathon, Bib number, Claw Machine, Games of Skill
January 28, 2019

Safety Pin Enters Abdomen

January 28, 2019/ Mark Remy
Safety Pin Enters Abdomen

“Ow!” says local runner.

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January 28, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Bib number, Safety pins, Skin, Ouch
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