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May 07, 2025

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Worry About Psycho Ostriches?

May 07, 2025/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Worry About Psycho Ostriches?

Short answer: Absolutely.

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May 07, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Ostriches, Worry, Anxiety, Threats, Qu'est-ce que c'est?
December 30, 2024

The 10 Most Popular Dumb Runner Articles of 2024

December 30, 2024/ Mark Remy
The 10 Most Popular Dumb Runner Articles of 2024

In a year of dumb content, these were the least objectionable.

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December 30, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
2024, Most Popular, Dumb
November 27, 2024

Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2024 Edition

November 27, 2024/ Mark Remy
Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2024 Edition

Here we go again, folks.

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November 27, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Donald Trump, Thanksgiving, Family
August 29, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #112: 'BINGO'

August 29, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #112: 'BINGO'

Who says they have to be boring?

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August 29, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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BINGO, Marathons, Comics
April 25, 2024

Dumb Runner Field Guide #6: How to Handle a Poo Emergency

April 25, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Field Guide #6: How to Handle a Poo Emergency

Go go go!

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April 25, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real, News
Dumb Runner Field Guide, Poop
April 24, 2024

Ask Dr. Dumb: How Should I Handle Excitable Sausage Dogs?

April 24, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: How Should I Handle Excitable Sausage Dogs?

Very carefully, as it turns out.

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April 24, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Dr. Dumb, Sausage, Dogs, Human behavior
April 22, 2024

‘Jogging’ Stock Photo Model Really Phoning It In

April 22, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘Jogging’ Stock Photo Model Really Phoning It In

“Beautiful mature sportswoman” obviously not moving.

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April 22, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Stock photos, Senior, Phone
March 20, 2024

Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Jogging Fill Me With Rage?

March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Jogging Fill Me With Rage?

Answer: SCREW YOU! GET OUTTA HERE!

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March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Simmering rage, Rage, Anger, Research
February 14, 2024

Ask Dr. Dumb: Is My Finisher Medal a Lethal Weapon?

February 14, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Is My Finisher Medal a Lethal Weapon?

If it looks like this? Maybe!

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February 14, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Medals, Marathons, Lethal Weapon
January 16, 2024

Remember That Crappy Thing Fleet Feet Did? Fleet Feet Hopes You Don’t

January 16, 2024/ Mark Remy
Remember That Crappy Thing Fleet Feet Did? Fleet Feet Hopes You Don’t

Ignoring a problem won’t magically make it go away. Runners should know this.

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January 16, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Fleet Feet, Social media, Attribution, Ethics
December 27, 2023

The Most Popular Dumb Runner Articles of 2023

December 27, 2023/ Mark Remy
The Most Popular Dumb Runner Articles of 2023

For reasons known only to you, here’s what you liked.

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December 27, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
2023, Most Popular
November 15, 2023

Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2023 Edition

November 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Here's How Runners Can Dodge Trump Talk This Thanksgiving: 2023 Edition

He’s still around! Ha ha! Isn’t that great?

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November 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Donald Trump, Thanksgiving, Socially awkward, Family
November 03, 2023

Confused by Daylight Saving Time? Use This Chart

November 03, 2023/ Mark Remy
Confused by Daylight Saving Time? Use This Chart

Let Dumb Runner help you “fall back” this weekend.

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November 03, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Daylight Saving Time, Clocks
October 27, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #93: 'STOP'

October 27, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #93: 'STOP'

The return of Super Runner Lady!

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October 27, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Super Runner Lady, Dumb Runner Illustrated, Comics, Pedestrian safety
October 23, 2023

7 Dumb Runner Halloween Costumes That Absolutely Nobody Will Get: 2023 Edition

October 23, 2023/ Mark Remy
7 Dumb Runner Halloween Costumes That Absolutely Nobody Will Get: 2023 Edition

Don’t have an incredibly esoteric costume yet? Relax, I got you!

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October 23, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Costumes, Halloween, Trick or treat, Esoterica
October 05, 2023

Dumb Runner Field Guide #1: How to Deal With Roadkill

October 05, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Field Guide #1: How to Deal With Roadkill

Introducing a NEW visual feature that you may or may not enjoy!

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October 05, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Dumb Runner Field Guide, Roadkill, News You Can Use, How To
September 27, 2023

Ask Dr. Dumb: Why Do Some People Say 'I Have Ran'?

September 27, 2023/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Why Do Some People Say 'I Have Ran'?

Our resident language expert unpacks a persistent puzzle.

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September 27, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Real
Grammar, Verbs, Mysteries, Simple past tense, Rage
August 16, 2023

Farewell to a Very Good Boy

August 16, 2023/ Mark Remy
Farewell to a Very Good Boy

For nearly eight years now, I’ve been publishing goofy stuff on this website. But sometimes, life intrudes.

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August 16, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Real
News, Dogs
August 02, 2023

Report: Someone In Here

August 02, 2023/ Mark Remy
Report: Someone In Here

Voice from portable toilet contradicts green indicator on door.

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August 02, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Porta potty, Occupied, Disembodied voice, Mixed messages
April 11, 2023

Ask Dr. Dumb: Cow?!?

April 11, 2023/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Cow?!?

Add another animal to the ever-growing list of threats to runners.

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April 11, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Dr. Dumb, Cows, Beef, Attacks, Safety
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