Dumb Runner Illustrated #133: 'List'
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Badwater Finishers Furious to Learn Course Was 63 Miles Short
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Organizers blame error on volunteer course marshal.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #132: 'Footprints'
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Hey, He’s only human. Or was. Depending on whom you ask.
Read MoreHoly Shit, Get a Load of This Guy’s Legs, Experts Say
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“Wow,” agree academics and scientists.
Read MoreCult Members Wear Strange Clothing, Ingest Weird Foods, Endure Painful Rituals
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Authorities say sect has members worldwide.
Read MoreRunner Complaining About Summer Weather Can’t Wait to Start Complaining About Winter Weather
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Local man eager to switch things up.
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Headphone-Wearing Runner’s Off-Leash Dog Also Wearing Headphones
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Both creatures unaware of surroundings.
Read MoreOUTRAGE ALERT! This Member of the Slow AF Running Club Is Not Slow as Fuck
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Investigation reveals 5K PR of 24:33.
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Local Runner Works Story of Shitting Self in Marathon Into Yet Another Conversation
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New coworker taken aback.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #129: 'Recovery'
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Take a hike, Brian—and then recover from that hike!
Read MoreLocal Runner Grateful for Little Wave From Motorist Who Nearly Hit Her
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Woman appreciates feeble gesture.
Read MoreAmerican Runner Bound for Canada Happy About Favorable Mile/Kilometer Exchange Rate
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Local man intends to “load up on long runs” during visit.
Read MoreRunner Has Ironman Calf Tattoo of Runner With Ironman Calf Tattoo
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Meta image shared on Meta social media platforms.
Read MoreTrump Signs Executive Order Barring Triathlon Transitions
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New directive flummoxes athletes and event directors alike.
Read MoreLocal Jogger Getting Pretty Good at Guessing Time and Manner of Death
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Self-taught expert says she can spot blunt-force trauma from 20 feet away.
Read MoreNew Signs Will Alert Drivers to Intersections Where They Really Do Need to Stop
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