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        On the OTHER other hand... Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        The math checks out. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local woman continues habit despite harmful consequences. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local man wonders “who cares.” Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Opinions vary among local residents. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Second in an occasional series. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Man thrilled to find two crisp bills under pillow. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        “What other explanation could there be?” asks witness. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Are you, as a runner, patriotic enough? No, you are not. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Local infant is immobilized and rocketed through alien landscape. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Just so you know. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Citing brutal heat, scientists also note spike in holding cold beverages to forehead. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Octogenarian is in middle of path for no discernible reason. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        Terror group says it will "stop at nothing to degrade and demean American militants who run for sport." Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        For near-octogenarian, injuries and illness take a toll. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        A father of two aims to lead by example. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        And what you can do instead. Read More  
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
  	   
  	
     
   
  
  
    
    
  	  
      
        
        
  			
          
        
        
        
        
        
        
        
        And, researchers say, that is "some of the most important shit of all." Read More