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February 16, 2022

Thoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone

February 16, 2022/ Mark Remy
Thoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone

Man wordlessly matches pace from six feet behind.

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February 16, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Trail running, Women's running, Safety, Unwanted attention, Fear
March 13, 2019

Baby Terrified

March 13, 2019/ Mark Remy
Baby Terrified

Local infant is immobilized and rocketed through alien landscape.

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March 13, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Training
Baby, Terror, Fear, Stroller, Trail running, Mother
August 10, 2016

Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy
Editorial: Let's All Take a Breath

Yes, recent attacks on runners are terrifying. But they don't reflect a trend.

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August 10, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Guns, Safety, Crime, Fear
March 01, 2016

NRA Tweets to Runners, Shoots Self in Foot

March 01, 2016/ Mark Remy
NRA Tweets to Runners, Shoots Self in Foot

They didn't exactly get the responses they were hoping for.

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March 01, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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