Amid COVID Surge, Race Director Taking ‘Every Possible Precaution’ to Protect Health and Safety of Profits
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Boston Marathon Says Runners in 2022 Must Be Vaccinated or Raise at Least $5,000 for Charity
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Exemption rankles purists, delights vaccine holdouts.
Read MoreBarred From Kissing Boston Marathoners, Wellesley Students Will Instead Kiss Each Other, Playfully at First, According to Man’s Imagination
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Tentative exploration will quickly lead to full-blown passion, straight male runner assumes.
Read MoreBoston Marathon Finish Line Volunteers Will Skip Traditional Open-Mouthed Kisses This Year, Organizers Say
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B.A.A. suspends longtime custom over COVID fears.
Read MoreChicago Marathon’s COVID Restrictions Present Dilemma for Local Jackass
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Avid runner faces choice: Obey event’s rules, or cling to ill-informed beliefs.
Read MoreNew CDC Guidelines Say Vaccinated Runners May Resume Blowing Snot on Whoever Happens to Be Nearby
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Federal agency OKs practice of “rapid nasal mucus dispersal.”
Read MoreMarathon’s COVID Vaccine Requirement Just Like Nazi Germany, Says Man Who Doesn’t Know Anything About Anything
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“I thought we lived in a Free Country,” dullard writes in Facebook comment.
Read MoreLocal Runner Fears Lack of Talent and Discipline Will Dash His Olympic Dreams
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“I’ve been training so hard,” says man. “Well, I mean, not that hard. But still.”
Read MoreVirtual Pikes Peak Marathon Will Let Runners Race Up and Down Any 14,115-Foot Mountain
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“All you need is the entry fee, a GPS watch, and a 14,115-foot mountain.”
Read MoreLocal Runner Vows Not to Resume In-Person Racing Until He Can Convince Himself Through Contorted, Self-Serving Rationalizations That It's Safe
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Man says he’ll rely on flawed logic and cherrypicked “facts” to make decision.
Read MoreOrganizers of Schrödinger Marathon Say 2021 Race Is Canceled and Still On
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Runners struggle with apparent paradox.
Read MoreINSPIRATIONAL: With All Her Races Canceled, She Abandoned Running and Took Up Cycling
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“Even when things look bleak,” says former runner, “there’s always a way through.”
Read MoreNuun Calls Trials of Vaccine-Flavored Tablets 'Very Promising'
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Company says first doses could be ready in months.
Read MoreLast-Minute Entrant Excited for 58th Annual JFK 50 Mile
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“I love big events,” says bespectacled competitor.
Read MoreWhite House Doctor Admits Trump Did Not 'Snag Top 10 Finish' in London Marathon
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Conley walks back upbeat statement from previous news conference.
Read MoreMan’s Virtual Boston Marathon Just Like the Real Thing If the Real Thing Were a September Event Held in Kansas and Had One Participant Whose Name Was Gordon
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“Always a thrill to run Boston,” says veteran marathoner.
Read MoreRunning Elder Tells Youngsters of Things Called ‘Marathons’
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Spellbound children hear tales of large, phlegm-filled gatherings.
Read MoreNike Manager Makes ‘Nike Zoom’ Joke for 20th Consecutive Zoom Meeting
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Time-worn wisecrack met with polite smiles.
Read MoreFor First Time Ever, NYC Marathon Is Double-Canceled
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