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March 25, 2024

‘Crazy-Ass 60-Hour Race Through Woods Started by Guy With Cigarette’ to Become Olympic Event

March 25, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘Crazy-Ass 60-Hour Race Through Woods Started by Guy With Cigarette’ to Become Olympic Event

New event will debut at 2028 Games.

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March 25, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Olympics, Ultras, Barkley Marathons, Cigarettes
July 28, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #86: 'Spotted'

July 28, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #86: 'Spotted'

They really are beautiful creatures.

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July 28, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Ultras, Food, Binoculars, Beards
July 08, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #57: 'Ultra'

July 08, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #57: 'Ultra'

In it for the long haul.

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July 08, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire
Comics, Ultras, Popping the question, Relat, Next level
February 09, 2022

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Ultra Runners Be Worried About Hitting Their Head Twice and Waking Up in the Woods on a Pile of Sticks?

February 09, 2022/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Ultra Runners Be Worried About Hitting Their Head Twice and Waking Up in the Woods on a Pile of Sticks?

Short answer? Yes. Slightly longer answer? Absolutely.

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February 09, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Dr. Dumb, Ultras, Injuries, Piles of sticks, Wooded area
January 22, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #10: '24 Hours'

January 22, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #10: '24 Hours'

One more in what is becoming a regular series.

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January 22, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News
Ultras, Hallucinogens, Fatigue, Mayor McCheese, Comics
November 20, 2020

Last-Minute Entrant Excited for 58th Annual JFK 50 Mile

November 20, 2020/ Mark Remy
Last-Minute Entrant Excited for 58th Annual JFK 50 Mile

“I love big events,” says bespectacled competitor.

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November 20, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Ultras, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Clumsy disguise, Not funny
September 30, 2020

Ultra Runner Ultra Injured

September 30, 2020/ Mark Remy
Ultra Runner Ultra Injured

Extreme athlete “not interested in small challenges.”

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September 30, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Ultras, Injuries
June 20, 2017

7 Essential Tips for Running the Western States 100

June 20, 2017/ Mark Remy
7 Essential Tips for Running the Western States 100

Be prepared, be early, and remember—strollers start in back!

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June 20, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Western States 100-Mile Endurance Run, Ultras
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