BREAKING: Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh

BREAKING: Lackadaisical Runner Does Every Run in Zone Meh

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Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice
Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice

Conversation keeps drifting back to self-harm.

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #152: ‘Burger
Dumb Runner Illustrated #152: ‘Burger

A marathon finisher walks into a bar …

Experts Predict Marathon World Record Will Continue Falling, But Not TOO MUCH More, Because Come On
Experts Predict Marathon World Record Will Continue Falling, But Not TOO MUCH More, Because Come On

Sports scientists agree this shit can’t go on forever.

EXCLUSIVE: Sabastian Sawe’s Next Goal Will Be World Record for Running a Marathon Dressed as Buzz Lightyear
EXCLUSIVE: Sabastian Sawe’s Next Goal Will Be World Record for Running a Marathon Dressed as Buzz Lightyear

Fresh off his history-making run at London, the Kenyan pivots to whimsy.

Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled
Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled

Driver puzzles over meaning of all-caps message as he rolls through red light.

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$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore
$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Maybe they should charge $2,000, who cares, someone would buy them, so why not?

COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run
COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run

New feature will give grieving families “one less thing to worry about,” brands say.

INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s
INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s

Move is hailed as a “watershed moment” for athletes with cartoonish bodies.

‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt
‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt

Clarification follows torrent of customer complaints.

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