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'Chocolate Milk Is Nature's Perfect Recovery Drink,' Intones Journalist Just Back From Dairy Industry Luncheon
'Chocolate Milk Is Nature's Perfect Recovery Drink,' Intones Journalist Just Back From Dairy Industry Luncheon

Woman robotically praises beverage’s 3:1 carb-to-protein ratio and B vitamins.

 
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EDITORIAL: Runners, Let's Bring Back the Hoops
EDITORIAL: Runners, Let's Bring Back the Hoops

It is high time we revived this old-timey practice. Here's why.


Guy Who Likes Wearing Medals Tired of Everyone Assuming He Just Ran a Marathon
Guy Who Likes Wearing Medals Tired of Everyone Assuming He Just Ran a Marathon

"It can be exhausting, frankly," says non-runner. 

New High-Tech Vehicle Can Harass Runners Without Human Intervention
New High-Tech Vehicle Can Harass Runners Without Human Intervention

Car screams “GET OFF THE ROAD!” so the driver doesn’t have to.

Today Only, Run For FREE in These U.S. States!
Today Only, Run For FREE in These U.S. States!

Special deals across the nation mark Global Running Day.

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Dumb Runner Poster #113
Dumb Runner Poster #113

Sorry for snapping. We’re just tired of everyone coming to us for answers.

Dumb Runner Poster #112
Dumb Runner Poster #112

Remember that the next time you’re scared, or frightened.

Dumb Runner Poster #111
Dumb Runner Poster #111

Be careful, though, OK?

Dumb Runner Poster #110
Dumb Runner Poster #110

Please. Let’s get real.