BREAKING: New Report Finds Most Effective Way to Run Well and Recover Quickly Is to Be 20 Years Old

BREAKING: New Report Finds Most Effective Way to Run Well and Recover Quickly Is to Be 20 Years Old

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New Sign at Boston Nike Store Somehow Makes Things Worse
New Sign at Boston Nike Store Somehow Makes Things Worse

“How could we be anti-walker?” brand spokesperson says.

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INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating

Local woman doesn’t let cyclical shedding of uterine lining hold her back.

Dumb Runner Poster #260
Dumb Runner Poster #260

Make preparations for your foot-race!

Dumb Runner Poster #259
Dumb Runner Poster #259

So hard, they stay vanquished.

Dumb Runner Poster #258
Dumb Runner Poster #258

Nice try, corn!

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New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds

Runners praise combination of intense cardio, sober self-reflection.

Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well
Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well

Eerie calm leaves man deeply unsettled.

Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill
Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

Fellow gymgoers advised to give weirdo wide berth, avoid eye contact.

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