BREAKING: In Cost-Cutting Move, Runner’s World Eliminates Vowels

BREAKING: In Cost-Cutting Move, Runner’s World Eliminates Vowels

Gear News
$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore
$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Maybe they should charge $2,000, who cares, someone would buy them, so why not?

Running News from DumbRunner.com
EXCLUSIVE: Sabastian Sawe’s Next Goal Will Be World Record for Running a Marathon Dressed as Buzz Lightyear
EXCLUSIVE: Sabastian Sawe’s Next Goal Will Be World Record for Running a Marathon Dressed as Buzz Lightyear

Fresh off his history-making run at London, the Kenyan pivots to whimsy.

Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled
Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled

Driver puzzles over meaning of all-caps message as he rolls through red light.

New Sign at Boston Nike Store Somehow Makes Things Worse
New Sign at Boston Nike Store Somehow Makes Things Worse

“How could we be anti-walker?” brand spokesperson says.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #151: ‘Mallet’
Dumb Runner Illustrated #151: ‘Mallet’

Terrible photos are available for a small additional fee.

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Dumb Runner Poster #261
Dumb Runner Poster #261

Live in the present perfect infinitive.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating

Local woman doesn’t let cyclical shedding of uterine lining hold her back.

Dumb Runner Poster #260
Dumb Runner Poster #260

Make preparations for your foot-race!

Dumb Runner Poster #259
Dumb Runner Poster #259

So hard, they stay vanquished.

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