BREAKING: Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

BREAKING: Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

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Experts Predict Marathon World Record Will Continue Falling, But Not TOO MUCH More, Because Come On
Experts Predict Marathon World Record Will Continue Falling, But Not TOO MUCH More, Because Come On

Sports scientists agree this shit can’t go on forever.

Gear News
$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore
$500 Running Shoe Currently Sold Out, Because Sure, Ha Ha, Why Not, Nothing Makes Sense Anymore

Maybe they should charge $2,000, who cares, someone would buy them, so why not?

COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run
COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run

New feature will give grieving families “one less thing to worry about,” brands say.

INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s
INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s

Move is hailed as a “watershed moment” for athletes with cartoonish bodies.

‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt
‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt

Clarification follows torrent of customer complaints.

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Dumb Runner Poster #261
Dumb Runner Poster #261

Live in the present perfect infinitive.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating

Local woman doesn’t let cyclical shedding of uterine lining hold her back.

Dumb Runner Poster #260
Dumb Runner Poster #260

Make preparations for your foot-race!

Dumb Runner Poster #259
Dumb Runner Poster #259

So hard, they stay vanquished.

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