BREAKING: In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors

BREAKING: In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors

Gear News
COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run
COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run

New feature will give grieving families “one less thing to worry about,” brands say.

Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #261
Dumb Runner Poster #261

Live in the present perfect infinitive.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating

Local woman doesn’t let cyclical shedding of uterine lining hold her back.

Dumb Runner Poster #260
Dumb Runner Poster #260

Make preparations for your foot-race!

Dumb Runner Poster #259
Dumb Runner Poster #259

So hard, they stay vanquished.

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Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled
Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled

Driver puzzles over meaning of all-caps message as he rolls through red light.

New Sign at Boston Nike Store Somehow Makes Things Worse
New Sign at Boston Nike Store Somehow Makes Things Worse

“How could we be anti-walker?” brand spokesperson says.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #151: ‘Mallet’
Dumb Runner Illustrated #151: ‘Mallet’

Terrible photos are available for a small additional fee.

Boston Marathon Says Runners Who End Race at Heartbreak Hill Can Still Get Finisher’s Medal
Boston Marathon Says Runners Who End Race at Heartbreak Hill Can Still Get Finisher’s Medal

Organizers say decision is meant to keep runners safe.

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