BREAKING: Local Man Starting to Think His Core Will Never Be Strong Enough for Runner’s World

BREAKING: Local Man Starting to Think His Core Will Never Be Strong Enough for Runner’s World

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TRAGIC! He Sold His Marathon Medals to Buy His Wife a Set of Combs; She Sold Her Hair to Buy Him a Medal Display Rack
TRAGIC! He Sold His Marathon Medals to Buy His Wife a Set of Combs; She Sold Her Hair to Buy Him a Medal Display Rack

Cosmic irony strikes cash-strapped couple.

Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #260
Dumb Runner Poster #260

Make preparations for your foot-race!

Dumb Runner Poster #259
Dumb Runner Poster #259

So hard, they stay vanquished.

Dumb Runner Poster #258
Dumb Runner Poster #258

Nice try, corn!

He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise
He Ran 50 Marathons in 50 Days to Raise Money for Alzheimer’s Research But He’s Also an ICE Agent, So Not Sure Where That Leaves Us, Inspiration-wise

Uplifting story complicated by horrifying career choice.

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‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt
‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt

Clarification follows torrent of customer complaints.

Garmin Actively Trying to Break Up Local Runner’s Relationship
Garmin Actively Trying to Break Up Local Runner’s Relationship

Watch is weirdly invested in man’s love life.

Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket
Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket

Iconic ‘80s brand called a “natural choice” for exclusive race.

Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?
Ask Dr. Dumb: My Running Shoes Make Embarrassing Noises; Should I Sue?

If you care about justice, yes.

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