BREAKING: Local Runner Detects Notes of Lemon, Lime in Sports Drink

BREAKING: Local Runner Detects Notes of Lemon, Lime in Sports Drink

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INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating

Local woman doesn’t let cyclical shedding of uterine lining hold her back.

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‘I’m Not Blaming the Victim,’ Says Man Preparing to Blame the Victim
‘I’m Not Blaming the Victim,’ Says Man Preparing to Blame the Victim

Pedestrian should have “watched where she was going,” man writes.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #150: ‘Inspiration’
Dumb Runner Illustrated #150: ‘Inspiration’

“Wait, do you know what selfie means?”

Runner’s Foot Rejects Implanted Carbon Plate
Runner’s Foot Rejects Implanted Carbon Plate

First-of-its-kind surgery ends in failure, but doctors vow to press on.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #149: ‘Strategy’
Dumb Runner Illustrated #149: ‘Strategy’

Good luck!

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New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds

Runners praise combination of intense cardio, sober self-reflection.

Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well
Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well

Eerie calm leaves man deeply unsettled.

Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill
Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

Fellow gymgoers advised to give weirdo wide berth, avoid eye contact.

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