BREAKING: Online Running Store Actively Tries to Discourage Purchase of Short Shorts

BREAKING: Online Running Store Actively Tries to Discourage Purchase of Short Shorts

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Dumb Runner Field Guide #6: How to Handle a Poo Emergency
Dumb Runner Field Guide #6: How to Handle a Poo Emergency

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Nike Offers Sneak Peek at USATF Uniform for 2028 Olympics
Nike Offers Sneak Peek at USATF Uniform for 2028 Olympics

Photos depict model in various positions.

In Hilarious April Fool's Prank, Running Shoe Makers Pledge to Move Factories From Asia to U.S.
In Hilarious April Fool's Prank, Running Shoe Makers Pledge to Move Factories From Asia to U.S.

“Ha ha!” says consortium of gear manufacturers.

Consumer Watchdogs Accuse Nike of 'Shrinkflation'
Consumer Watchdogs Accuse Nike of 'Shrinkflation'

Critics say footwear giant is giving runners less shoe for same price.

New Boston Marathon Jackets Will Expire After 10 Years, B.A.A. Says, Because ‘Come On, You Ran the Thing 10 Years Ago’
New Boston Marathon Jackets Will Expire After 10 Years, B.A.A. Says, Because ‘Come On, You Ran the Thing 10 Years Ago’

Fabric will be engineered to disintegrate after a decade.

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American Pickle Council Can’t Believe ‘Drink Pickle Juice’ Stunt Actually Worked
American Pickle Council Can’t Believe ‘Drink Pickle Juice’ Stunt Actually Worked

Drunken wager pays off for trade group.

‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again
‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again

“Get it?” local man asks kids, wife.

Local Runner Adds Insulating Layer of Fat for Long, Cold Winter
Local Runner Adds Insulating Layer of Fat for Long, Cold Winter

Man loads up before temperatures drop.

CLIF Introduces 6-Foot ‘Party Bar’
CLIF Introduces 6-Foot ‘Party Bar’

Sports nutrition giant touts “biggest product launch yet.”