BREAKING: In Cost-Cutting Move, Runner’s World Eliminates Vowels

BREAKING: In Cost-Cutting Move, Runner’s World Eliminates Vowels

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #150: ‘Inspiration’
Dumb Runner Illustrated #150: ‘Inspiration’

“Wait, do you know what selfie means?”

Training News
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds

Runners praise combination of intense cardio, sober self-reflection.

Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well
Everything Going Well in Days Leading Up to Marathon, Local Runner Says—a Little TOO Well

Eerie calm leaves man deeply unsettled.

Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill
Sick Freak Actually Smiling on Treadmill

Fellow gymgoers advised to give weirdo wide berth, avoid eye contact.

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INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s
INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s

Move is hailed as a “watershed moment” for athletes with cartoonish bodies.

‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt
‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt

Clarification follows torrent of customer complaints.

Garmin Actively Trying to Break Up Local Runner’s Relationship
Garmin Actively Trying to Break Up Local Runner’s Relationship

Watch is weirdly invested in man’s love life.

Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket
Boston Marathon Unveils Limited-Edition 'Members Only' 2026 Jacket

Iconic ‘80s brand called a “natural choice” for exclusive race.

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