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Dumb Runner Poster #116
Dumb Runner Poster #116

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Report: Old Lady, Like, Right in the Way
Report: Old Lady, Like, Right in the Way

Octogenarian is in middle of path for no discernible reason.

Woman Calls 911 to Report Suspicious Man Running
Woman Calls 911 to Report Suspicious Man Running

“He looks pretty powerful,” anxious onlooker tells dispatcher.

Patriot Honors U.S. Flag By Soaking It With Ass Sweat
Patriot Honors U.S. Flag By Soaking It With Ass Sweat

Star-spangled briefs endure five kilometers of abuse.

Full-Grown Man Demolishes Child in Sprint for 5K Finish Line
Full-Grown Man Demolishes Child in Sprint for 5K Finish Line

Five-year-old “never stood a chance,” spectator says.

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Man Can't Tell If New HOKA Shoe Real or Joke
Man Can't Tell If New HOKA Shoe Real or Joke

“Ha ha,” says running store customer. “Um…”

Runner Fails to Rock Outfit
Runner Fails to Rock Outfit

‘Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever rock anything,’ says distraught woman.

Woman Delighted to Find Running Shoe in Pretty Lady Colors
Woman Delighted to Find Running Shoe in Pretty Lady Colors

"That's how I knew they were for me,” says shopper.

Half-Price Shoes Feel Fine, Woman Convinces Self
Half-Price Shoes Feel Fine, Woman Convinces Self

Deeply discounted footwear is nonreturnable.