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Runner Who Carries Longbow Hopes He Never Has to Use It
Runner Who Carries Longbow Hopes He Never Has to Use It

Local man carries long-range medieval weapon for “peace of mind.”

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Marine Corps Marathon Renamed ‘The Donald J. Trump Marine Corps Marathon’
Marine Corps Marathon Renamed ‘The Donald J. Trump Marine Corps Marathon’

Event organizers yield under threat of cancellation.

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Former 2:40 Marathoner Who Now Struggles to Break 2:50 Feels Like Shell of Former Self
Former 2:40 Marathoner Who Now Struggles to Break 2:50 Feels Like Shell of Former Self

Local runner doesn’t even know who he is anymore.

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Dumb Runner Illustrated #161: ‘Clench'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #161: ‘Clench'

She’d be faster if she smiled.

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Study: 10 Minutes of Slow Jogging Boosts Brain Health, but 11 Minutes May Cause Perforated Colon, So Be Careful
Study: 10 Minutes of Slow Jogging Boosts Brain Health, but 11 Minutes May Cause Perforated Colon, So Be Careful

Researchers urge caution.

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TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right
TRAGIC! This Runner Was Afraid He’d ‘Bulk Up’ If He Lifted Weights—and He Was Right

Local man hopes others can learn from his mistakes.

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Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice
Runner Using ChatGPT to Generate Training Plan Getting Tired of All the Suicide Advice

Conversation keeps drifting back to self-harm.

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New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds
New ‘10/20/40’ Workout Involves Sprinting for 10 Seconds, Jogging for 20 Seconds, Re-examining Your Life for 40 Seconds

Runners praise combination of intense cardio, sober self-reflection.

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Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run
Injured Runner Experiences All 5 Stages of Grief During Single Run

Local man goes from denial to acceptance in record time.

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