BREAKING: In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors

BREAKING: In Sponsored Post, FDA Calls GU Energy Chews Unsafe For Anyone Allergic to Outrageously Delicious Flavors

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EXCLUSIVE: Sabastian Sawe’s Next Goal Will Be World Record for Running a Marathon Dressed as Buzz Lightyear
EXCLUSIVE: Sabastian Sawe’s Next Goal Will Be World Record for Running a Marathon Dressed as Buzz Lightyear

Fresh off his history-making run at London, the Kenyan pivots to whimsy.

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COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run
COLLAB ALERT! Garmin Watches Will Now Automatically Cancel Your Runner’s World Subscription If You Die During a Run

New feature will give grieving families “one less thing to worry about,” brands say.

INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s
INCLUSION FTW! Nike Just Dropped a Tech Shirt for Runners With Huge Forearms Like Popeye’s

Move is hailed as a “watershed moment” for athletes with cartoonish bodies.

‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt
‘Muffins Not Included,’ Nathan Stresses in Description of New Muffin Belt

Clarification follows torrent of customer complaints.

Garmin Actively Trying to Break Up Local Runner’s Relationship
Garmin Actively Trying to Break Up Local Runner’s Relationship

Watch is weirdly invested in man’s love life.

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Dumb Runner Poster #261
Dumb Runner Poster #261

Live in the present perfect infinitive.

INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating

Local woman doesn’t let cyclical shedding of uterine lining hold her back.

Dumb Runner Poster #260
Dumb Runner Poster #260

Make preparations for your foot-race!

Dumb Runner Poster #259
Dumb Runner Poster #259

So hard, they stay vanquished.

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