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Impish Nike Rep Appears in Hospital Room, Demands Sponsored Runner's Newborn
Impish Nike Rep Appears in Hospital Room, Demands Sponsored Runner's Newborn

“Have you forgotten our arrangement?” asks strange little man.

 
Motivation News
Dumb Runner Poster #159
Dumb Runner Poster #159

Solution: Don’t think about it.

Dumb Runner Poster #158
Dumb Runner Poster #158

It’s all about perspective.

Dumb Runner Poster #157
Dumb Runner Poster #157

New identity, new you.

Dumb Runner Poster #156
Dumb Runner Poster #156

It’s all in your head.

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Gatorade Introduces 'GatorVape' Electrolyte Juice
Gatorade Introduces 'GatorVape' Electrolyte Juice

New product line targets younger active consumers.

Anti-Sugar PSA Makes Man Want a Soda
Anti-Sugar PSA Makes Man Want a Soda

“Man, that looks so good,” says thirsty consumer.

Sad, Lonely Man Begins Frozen Pizza Roll-Loading for Marathon
Sad, Lonely Man Begins Frozen Pizza Roll-Loading for Marathon

“I eat a lot of pizza rolls,” says bachelor.

Legal Sea Foods to Sponsor 'Chowder Zone' at Mile 20 of Boston Marathon
Legal Sea Foods to Sponsor 'Chowder Zone' at Mile 20 of Boston Marathon

Restaurant chain says “steaming-hot cups of ocean-fresh goodness” will help runners conquer Heartbreak Hill.