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World's Social Media Users Eagerly Await Details of Man's Latest Run
World's Social Media Users Eagerly Await Details of Man's Latest Run

Millions toggle nonstop between Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram, seeking news.

 
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Dumb Runner Poster #162
Dumb Runner Poster #162

MAYBE IF I COME CLOSER?

Dumb Runner Poster #161
Dumb Runner Poster #161

Also, know that others are judging you too.

Dumb Runner Poster #160
Dumb Runner Poster #160

It really makes you think.

Dumb Runner Poster #159
Dumb Runner Poster #159

Solution: Don’t think about it.

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Scientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer
Scientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer

Powerful microscopes reveal text deep in website’s footer.

Ask Dr. Dumb: Do I Have a Parasitic Brain Worm?
Ask Dr. Dumb: Do I Have a Parasitic Brain Worm?

Answer: Probably. But don’t panic! As always, we’re here to help.

'This Isn't Clickbait,' Insists Writer of Clickbait
'This Isn't Clickbait,' Insists Writer of Clickbait

Man behind “All Cyclists Are Smug, Entitled Assholes” declares innocent intentions.

Impish Nike Rep Appears in Hospital Room, Demands Sponsored Runner's Newborn
Impish Nike Rep Appears in Hospital Room, Demands Sponsored Runner's Newborn

“Have you forgotten our arrangement?” asks strange little man.