Gear News

Under Armour Rolls Out 'Performance Diapers' for Runners

Jul 25, 2017 Gear, Satire Diapers, Under Armour, Poo, Pee, Porta potty Mark Remy

Jul 25, 2017 Gear, Satire Diapers, Under Armour, Poo, Pee, Porta potty Mark Remy

Under Armour Rolls Out 'Performance Diapers' for Runners

Jul 25, 2017 Gear, Satire Diapers, Under Armour, Poo, Pee, Porta potty Mark Remy

Jul 25, 2017 Gear, Satire Diapers, Under Armour, Poo, Pee, Porta potty Mark Remy

Jul 25, 2017 Gear, Satire Diapers, Under Armour, Poo, Pee, Porta potty Mark Remy

Jul 25, 2017 Gear, Satire Diapers, Under Armour, Poo, Pee, Porta potty Mark Remy

The Dumbest Father's Day Gifts for 7 Types of Runners

Jun 11, 2017 Gear, Satire Gift for runners, Father's Day, Doping Mark Remy

Jun 11, 2017 Gear, Satire Gift for runners, Father's Day, Doping Mark Remy

The Dumbest Father's Day Gifts for 7 Types of Runners

Jun 11, 2017 Gear, Satire Gift for runners, Father's Day, Doping Mark Remy

Jun 11, 2017 Gear, Satire Gift for runners, Father's Day, Doping Mark Remy

Jun 11, 2017 Gear, Satire Gift for runners, Father's Day, Doping Mark Remy

Jun 11, 2017 Gear, Satire Gift for runners, Father's Day, Doping Mark Remy

Special-Edition Boston Shoe Obviously Just Regular Shoe with BOSTON Written On It

Apr 16, 2017 Satire, Gear Boston Marathon, Running shoes Mark Remy

Apr 16, 2017 Satire, Gear Boston Marathon, Running shoes Mark Remy

Special-Edition Boston Shoe Obviously Just Regular Shoe with BOSTON Written On It

Apr 16, 2017 Satire, Gear Boston Marathon, Running shoes Mark Remy

Apr 16, 2017 Satire, Gear Boston Marathon, Running shoes Mark Remy

Apr 16, 2017 Satire, Gear Boston Marathon, Running shoes Mark Remy

Apr 16, 2017 Satire, Gear Boston Marathon, Running shoes Mark Remy

New App Reminds Runners That Other Human Beings Exist

Mar 28, 2017 Satire, Gear Apple, Watches, New gear, Racing, Marathon Mark Remy

Mar 28, 2017 Satire, Gear Apple, Watches, New gear, Racing, Marathon Mark Remy

New App Reminds Runners That Other Human Beings Exist

Mar 28, 2017 Satire, Gear Apple, Watches, New gear, Racing, Marathon Mark Remy

Mar 28, 2017 Satire, Gear Apple, Watches, New gear, Racing, Marathon Mark Remy

Mar 28, 2017 Satire, Gear Apple, Watches, New gear, Racing, Marathon Mark Remy

Mar 28, 2017 Satire, Gear Apple, Watches, New gear, Racing, Marathon Mark Remy

Acme Unveils Sub-2:00 Marathon Shoe

Mar 12, 2017 Satire, Gear 2:00 hour marathon, Nike, Running shoes, Acme, Looney Tunes Mark Remy Comment

Mar 12, 2017 Satire, Gear 2:00 hour marathon, Nike, Running shoes, Acme, Looney Tunes Mark Remy Comment

Acme Unveils Sub-2:00 Marathon Shoe

Mar 12, 2017 Satire, Gear 2:00 hour marathon, Nike, Running shoes, Acme, Looney Tunes Mark Remy Comment

Mar 12, 2017 Satire, Gear 2:00 hour marathon, Nike, Running shoes, Acme, Looney Tunes Mark Remy Comment

Mar 12, 2017 Satire, Gear 2:00 hour marathon, Nike, Running shoes, Acme, Looney Tunes Mark Remy Comment

Mar 12, 2017 Satire, Gear 2:00 hour marathon, Nike, Running shoes, Acme, Looney Tunes Mark Remy Comment

A Runner's Guide to Running Socks for Runners

Feb 28, 2017 Gear, Satire Socks, Gear, Hunting, Product differentiation Mark Remy Comment

Feb 28, 2017 Gear, Satire Socks, Gear, Hunting, Product differentiation Mark Remy Comment

A Runner's Guide to Running Socks for Runners

Feb 28, 2017 Gear, Satire Socks, Gear, Hunting, Product differentiation Mark Remy Comment

Feb 28, 2017 Gear, Satire Socks, Gear, Hunting, Product differentiation Mark Remy Comment

Feb 28, 2017 Gear, Satire Socks, Gear, Hunting, Product differentiation Mark Remy Comment

Feb 28, 2017 Gear, Satire Socks, Gear, Hunting, Product differentiation Mark Remy Comment

Man Walks Around Home Depot in Tights Like It's Perfectly Normal

Feb 19, 2017 Gear, Satire Activewear, Tights, Home Depot Mark Remy Comment

Feb 19, 2017 Gear, Satire Activewear, Tights, Home Depot Mark Remy Comment

Man Walks Around Home Depot in Tights Like It's Perfectly Normal

Feb 19, 2017 Gear, Satire Activewear, Tights, Home Depot Mark Remy Comment

Feb 19, 2017 Gear, Satire Activewear, Tights, Home Depot Mark Remy Comment

Feb 19, 2017 Gear, Satire Activewear, Tights, Home Depot Mark Remy Comment

Feb 19, 2017 Gear, Satire Activewear, Tights, Home Depot Mark Remy Comment

Mystery Woman Emerges From Pond on Nike Campus, Warns Against 2-Hour Marathon Quest

Dec 14, 2016 Satire, Gear Nike, Marathon, 2:00 hour marathon, Hubris Mark Remy Comment

Dec 14, 2016 Satire, Gear Nike, Marathon, 2:00 hour marathon, Hubris Mark Remy Comment

Mystery Woman Emerges From Pond on Nike Campus, Warns Against 2-Hour Marathon Quest

Dec 14, 2016 Satire, Gear Nike, Marathon, 2:00 hour marathon, Hubris Mark Remy Comment

Dec 14, 2016 Satire, Gear Nike, Marathon, 2:00 hour marathon, Hubris Mark Remy Comment

Dec 14, 2016 Satire, Gear Nike, Marathon, 2:00 hour marathon, Hubris Mark Remy Comment

Dec 14, 2016 Satire, Gear Nike, Marathon, 2:00 hour marathon, Hubris Mark Remy Comment

Amazon's Greatest Worst Gifts for Runners

Nov 30, 2016 Gear, Gifts Holiday gifts, Gear guide, Gift for runners Mark Remy Comment

Nov 30, 2016 Gear, Gifts Holiday gifts, Gear guide, Gift for runners Mark Remy Comment

Amazon's Greatest Worst Gifts for Runners

Nov 30, 2016 Gear, Gifts Holiday gifts, Gear guide, Gift for runners Mark Remy Comment

Nov 30, 2016 Gear, Gifts Holiday gifts, Gear guide, Gift for runners Mark Remy Comment

Nov 30, 2016 Gear, Gifts Holiday gifts, Gear guide, Gift for runners Mark Remy Comment

Nov 30, 2016 Gear, Gifts Holiday gifts, Gear guide, Gift for runners Mark Remy Comment

New Product for Runners Serves No Apparent Purpose

Nov 28, 2016 Satire, Gear New gear, Gear for new runners, RunStrap Mark Remy Comment

Nov 28, 2016 Satire, Gear New gear, Gear for new runners, RunStrap Mark Remy Comment

New Product for Runners Serves No Apparent Purpose

Nov 28, 2016 Satire, Gear New gear, Gear for new runners, RunStrap Mark Remy Comment

Nov 28, 2016 Satire, Gear New gear, Gear for new runners, RunStrap Mark Remy Comment

Nov 28, 2016 Satire, Gear New gear, Gear for new runners, RunStrap Mark Remy Comment

Nov 28, 2016 Satire, Gear New gear, Gear for new runners, RunStrap Mark Remy Comment

get our free newsletter

Running News from DumbRunner.com

11 Terrible Jokes for Runners

Jul 23, 2017 News, Real Jokes Mark Remy

Jul 23, 2017 News, Real Jokes Mark Remy

11 Terrible Jokes for Runners

Jul 23, 2017 News, Real Jokes Mark Remy

Jul 23, 2017 News, Real Jokes Mark Remy

Jul 23, 2017 News, Real Jokes Mark Remy

Jul 23, 2017 News, Real Jokes Mark Remy

Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

Jul 18, 2017 Satire, News, Training Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training Mark Remy

Jul 18, 2017 Satire, News, Training Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training Mark Remy

Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

Jul 18, 2017 Satire, News, Training Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training Mark Remy

Jul 18, 2017 Satire, News, Training Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training Mark Remy

Jul 18, 2017 Satire, News, Training Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training Mark Remy

Jul 18, 2017 Satire, News, Training Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training Mark Remy

Catcalling Motorist Rear-Ends Full Septic Truck, According to Runner's Fantasy

Jul 17, 2017 News, Satire Septic truck, Human waste, Convertible, Catcalling, Fantasy Mark Remy

Jul 17, 2017 News, Satire Septic truck, Human waste, Convertible, Catcalling, Fantasy Mark Remy

Catcalling Motorist Rear-Ends Full Septic Truck, According to Runner's Fantasy

Jul 17, 2017 News, Satire Septic truck, Human waste, Convertible, Catcalling, Fantasy Mark Remy

Jul 17, 2017 News, Satire Septic truck, Human waste, Convertible, Catcalling, Fantasy Mark Remy

Jul 17, 2017 News, Satire Septic truck, Human waste, Convertible, Catcalling, Fantasy Mark Remy

Jul 17, 2017 News, Satire Septic truck, Human waste, Convertible, Catcalling, Fantasy Mark Remy

How Running Helped Me Lose 65 Pounds, and My Keys

Jul 11, 2017 Satire, News Weight loss, Inspiration Tina Turner

Jul 11, 2017 Satire, News Weight loss, Inspiration Tina Turner

How Running Helped Me Lose 65 Pounds, and My Keys

Jul 11, 2017 Satire, News Weight loss, Inspiration Tina Turner

Jul 11, 2017 Satire, News Weight loss, Inspiration Tina Turner

Jul 11, 2017 Satire, News Weight loss, Inspiration Tina Turner

Jul 11, 2017 Satire, News Weight loss, Inspiration Tina Turner

please support dumb runner—it's quick & easy

NEWS

Dumb Runner Poster #66

Jul 20, 2017 Motivation Moon, Outer space, Motivation, Goals Mark Remy

Jul 20, 2017 Motivation Moon, Outer space, Motivation, Goals Mark Remy

Dumb Runner Poster #66

Jul 20, 2017 Motivation Moon, Outer space, Motivation, Goals Mark Remy

Jul 20, 2017 Motivation Moon, Outer space, Motivation, Goals Mark Remy

Jul 20, 2017 Motivation Moon, Outer space, Motivation, Goals Mark Remy

Jul 20, 2017 Motivation Moon, Outer space, Motivation, Goals Mark Remy

Dumb Runner Poster #65

Jul 13, 2017 Motivation Home, Posters, Motivation, Bigness Mark Remy

Jul 13, 2017 Motivation Home, Posters, Motivation, Bigness Mark Remy

Dumb Runner Poster #65

Jul 13, 2017 Motivation Home, Posters, Motivation, Bigness Mark Remy

Jul 13, 2017 Motivation Home, Posters, Motivation, Bigness Mark Remy

Jul 13, 2017 Motivation Home, Posters, Motivation, Bigness Mark Remy

Jul 13, 2017 Motivation Home, Posters, Motivation, Bigness Mark Remy

Dumb Runner Poster #64

Jul 6, 2017 Motivation Posters, Motivation, death, tough Mark Remy

Jul 6, 2017 Motivation Posters, Motivation, death, tough Mark Remy

Dumb Runner Poster #64

Jul 6, 2017 Motivation Posters, Motivation, death, tough Mark Remy

Jul 6, 2017 Motivation Posters, Motivation, death, tough Mark Remy

Jul 6, 2017 Motivation Posters, Motivation, death, tough Mark Remy

Jul 6, 2017 Motivation Posters, Motivation, death, tough Mark Remy

Dumb Runner Poster #63

Jun 30, 2017 Motivation Gifts, Motivation, Posters, Masturbation Mark Remy

Jun 30, 2017 Motivation Gifts, Motivation, Posters, Masturbation Mark Remy

Dumb Runner Poster #63

Jun 30, 2017 Motivation Gifts, Motivation, Posters, Masturbation Mark Remy

Jun 30, 2017 Motivation Gifts, Motivation, Posters, Masturbation Mark Remy

Jun 30, 2017 Motivation Gifts, Motivation, Posters, Masturbation Mark Remy

Jun 30, 2017 Motivation Gifts, Motivation, Posters, Masturbation Mark Remy

From the Dumb Runner Store...

Featured

Nov 20, 2016 Posters Pain, Damage, Motivation, Motivational poster, Poster Mark Remy Comment

Nov 20, 2016 Posters Pain, Damage, Motivation, Motivational poster, Poster Mark Remy Comment

"Pain" Poster

Nov 20, 2016 Posters Pain, Damage, Motivation, Motivational poster, Poster Mark Remy Comment

Nov 20, 2016 Posters Pain, Damage, Motivation, Motivational poster, Poster Mark Remy Comment

5.00

Nov 20, 2016 Posters Pain, Damage, Motivation, Motivational poster, Poster Mark Remy Comment

Nov 20, 2016 Posters Pain, Damage, Motivation, Motivational poster, Poster Mark Remy Comment

C is for Chafing (Signed & Personalized)

Dec 14, 2015 Books C is for Chafing Mark Remy Comment

Dec 14, 2015 Books C is for Chafing Mark Remy Comment

C is for Chafing (Signed & Personalized)

Dec 14, 2015 Books C is for Chafing Mark Remy Comment

Dec 14, 2015 Books C is for Chafing Mark Remy Comment

12.00

Dec 14, 2015 Books C is for Chafing Mark Remy Comment

Dec 14, 2015 Books C is for Chafing Mark Remy Comment

Runners of North America (Signed & Personalized)

Apr 4, 2016 Books Books, gifts Mark Remy Comment

Apr 4, 2016 Books Books, gifts Mark Remy Comment

Runners of North America (Signed & Personalized)

Apr 4, 2016 Books Books, gifts Mark Remy Comment

Apr 4, 2016 Books Books, gifts Mark Remy Comment

19.00

Apr 4, 2016 Books Books, gifts Mark Remy Comment

Apr 4, 2016 Books Books, gifts Mark Remy Comment

Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com

DumbRunner.com is a website for runners who enjoy laughter and pie, from longtime writer and marathoner Mark Remy. Dumb Runner offers humor, insight, and 100% B.S.-free advice for runners of all abilities.

All content © 2017 Laurelhurst Media | 3439 NE Sandy Blvd #7170 Portland, OR 97232

ABOUT / CONTACT / LEGAL / DISCLAIMER