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Driver “had no time to react,” according to report. Read More
Mythical hero would flee faster if he increased his turnover, man says. Read More
Hey, these ceremonies can be long . Read More
Steer clear of Spain, for starters. Read More
“And bring me a little snack?” Read More
Officials cite steadily rising temperatures for decision to move event indoors. Read More
Local woman nears breaking point. Read More
Classic cartoon experts sound the alarm. Read More
Watch out for your uterus! Read More
Local man is not a runner, sources say. Read More
He wanted a mission. And for his sins, they gave him one. Read More
Not all scars are visible. Read More
“Eww,” says selfie-taker. Read More
A marathon finisher walks into a bar … Read More
Sports scientists agree this shit can’t go on forever. Read More
Fresh off his history-making run at London, the Kenyan pivots to whimsy. Read More
Driver puzzles over meaning of all-caps message as he rolls through red light. Read More
“How could we be anti-walker?” brand spokesperson says. Read More
Terrible photos are available for a small additional fee. Read More
Organizers say decision is meant to keep runners safe. Read More
