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January 03, 2022

Local Runner’s 2022 Resolutions Include Signing Up For Marathon, Training for Marathon, Making Travel Arrangements for Marathon, Doing Virtual Race, Alone, When Marathon Gets Canceled

January 03, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Runner’s 2022 Resolutions Include Signing Up For Marathon, Training for Marathon, Making Travel Arrangements for Marathon, Doing Virtual Race, Alone, When Marathon Gets Canceled

“I got this,” says woman.

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January 03, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Virtual race, Goals
June 10, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #19: 'Whisper'

June 10, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #19: 'Whisper'

Some truths are too dangerous to be uttered aloud.

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June 10, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Virtual race, Marathons, Race director
March 08, 2021

Boston Marathon, Dunkin' Team Up for Medal Giveaway

March 08, 2021/ Mark Remy
Boston Marathon, Dunkin' Team Up for Medal Giveaway

Promotion aims to “welcome more people to the sport of running.”

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March 08, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Boston Marathon, Virtual race, Donuts, Doughnuts, Dunkin', Marketing, Medals
March 03, 2021

Virtual Pikes Peak Marathon Will Let Runners Race Up and Down Any 14,115-Foot Mountain

March 03, 2021/ Mark Remy
Virtual Pikes Peak Marathon Will Let Runners Race Up and Down Any 14,115-Foot Mountain

“All you need is the entry fee, a GPS watch, and a 14,115-foot mountain.”

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March 03, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, Pikes Peak, Virtual race, COVID-19, Coronavirus
September 14, 2020

Man’s Virtual Boston Marathon Just Like the Real Thing If the Real Thing Were a September Event Held in Kansas and Had One Participant Whose Name Was Gordon

September 14, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man’s Virtual Boston Marathon Just Like the Real Thing If the Real Thing Were a September Event Held in Kansas and Had One Participant Whose Name Was Gordon

“Always a thrill to run Boston,” says veteran marathoner.

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September 14, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Virtual race, Boston Marathon, Kansas, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Cancelation
July 27, 2020

Local Runner Unnerved to Get 'Official Race Photos' 1 Week After Virtual Marathon

July 27, 2020/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Unnerved to Get 'Official Race Photos' 1 Week After Virtual Marathon

Email includes shots from six locations, including man’s home.

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July 27, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Virtual race, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Marathons, Race photos, MarathonFoto
July 10, 2020

Virtual Race Expo Gives Local Runner Chance to Navigate Dense Virtual Crowd to Purchase Official $18 Shot Glass

July 10, 2020/ Mark Remy
Virtual Race Expo Gives Local Runner Chance to Navigate Dense Virtual Crowd to Purchase Official $18 Shot Glass

“Wow,” says man from living room. “It’s like I’m there.”

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July 10, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Virtual race, Expo, Coronavirus, COVID-19
June 17, 2020

14 Ways to Make Your Virtual Marathon More Realistic

June 17, 2020/ Mark Remy
14 Ways to Make Your Virtual Marathon More Realistic

E.g., Hire a lawyer to write a 12,000-word waiver for your event, then sign without reading it.

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June 17, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Virtual race, Marathons, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Racing
April 25, 2020

Virtual Race Leads to Real Injury

April 25, 2020/ Mark Remy
Virtual Race Leads to Real Injury

“There’s nothing remote about this pain,” says local runner.

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April 25, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Injuries, Racing, Virtual race, Coronavirus, COVID-19
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