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November 13, 2024

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Pushes to Ban Women’s Running, Citing Uterine Health

November 13, 2024/ Mark Remy
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Pushes to Ban Women’s Running, Citing Uterine Health

Controversial figure cites dubious “research.”

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November 13, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Politics, Women's running, Uterus, Plausible
July 18, 2022

Demeaning Female Runners From Couch Just Not the Same, Salazar Complains

July 18, 2022/ Mark Remy
Demeaning Female Runners From Couch Just Not the Same, Salazar Complains

Coverage of World Track & Field Championships has disgraced coach feeling wistful.

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July 18, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Alberto Salazar, Women's running, Track, Abuse, Live TV
May 23, 2022

Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Running Turbocharge My Orgasms?

May 23, 2022/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Running Turbocharge My Orgasms?

Answer: Maybe!

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May 23, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Orgasm, Sex, Jogging, Women's running
February 16, 2022

Thoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone

February 16, 2022/ Mark Remy
Thoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone

Man wordlessly matches pace from six feet behind.

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February 16, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Trail running, Women's running, Safety, Unwanted attention, Fear
January 17, 2022

EXCLUSIVE: Full Transcript of Non-Runners' Houston Marathon Commentary

January 17, 2022/ Mark Remy
EXCLUSIVE: Full Transcript of Non-Runners' Houston Marathon Commentary

“Are you a runner?” “I am not.”

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January 17, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Non-Runners, Marathons, Women's running, Live TV
January 12, 2022

2022 Boston Marathon Will Have ‘Best Women’s Field We’ve Ever Ignored,’ Say Network Broadcasters

January 12, 2022/ Mark Remy
2022 Boston Marathon Will Have ‘Best Women’s Field We’ve Ever Ignored,’ Say Network Broadcasters

Elite women “sure to provide plenty of thrills, almost all of which we will miss.”

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January 12, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Live TV, Boston Marathon, Women's running, Gender equity, Broadcasting
April 18, 2020

Local Misogynist Fed Up With Trying to Harass Female Runners Through Face Mask

April 18, 2020/ Mark Remy
Local Misogynist Fed Up With Trying to Harass Female Runners Through Face Mask

“Half the time, they can’t even hear me,” man complains.

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April 18, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Face masks, Harassment, Sexism, Harrassment, Women's running, Motorists, Coronavirus, COVID-19
October 14, 2019

Even Brigid Kosgei Skeptical of Brigid Kosgei’s Marathon World Record

October 14, 2019/ Mark Remy
Even Brigid Kosgei Skeptical of Brigid Kosgei’s Marathon World Record

“It’s so hard anymore to know what’s legit and what isn’t,” says Kenyan runner.

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October 14, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Brigid Kosgei, Chicago Marathon, World Record, Marathons, Women's running, Federico Rosa
November 13, 2018

11 Other Distractions for Rowan University's Football Team

November 13, 2018/ Mark Remy
11 Other Distractions for Rowan University's Football Team

Sports bras are just the beginning.

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November 13, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Real, Satire
Football, Distraction, Sports bras, Women's running, Patriarchy, Bullshit
April 12, 2018

Monument on Boston Marathon Course Marks Exact Spot Where Kathrine Switzer's Uterus Fell Out

April 12, 2018/ Mark Remy
Monument on Boston Marathon Course Marks Exact Spot Where Kathrine Switzer's Uterus Fell Out

In 1967, she became the first woman to officially run the race—but it came at a steep price.

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April 12, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Boston Marathon, Kathrine Switzer, Women's running, Uterus, Statue
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