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Illustration Depicts Magical World Where Drivers Stop at Crosswalks
Illustration Depicts Magical World Where Drivers Stop at Crosswalks

Inhabitants of fantastical town walk without fear or anxiety.

Mom Asks Whether You Remember Judy? From Down the Road? Her Son Is a Big Runner, Too
Mom Asks Whether You Remember Judy? From Down the Road? Her Son Is a Big Runner, Too

You and person you vaguely recall have something in common.

Jogging Couple Are Straight Out of a Prescription Drug Ad, Sources Say
Jogging Couple Are Straight Out of a Prescription Drug Ad, Sources Say

Happy, active pair won’t let whatever health condition they’re managing slow them down.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #140: 'Close'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #140: 'Close'

She’s got this!

Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Pause My Runs to Punch Witches?
Ask Dr. Dumb: Should I Pause My Runs to Punch Witches?

An easy run? Sure. Tempo run? That’s more complicated.

7 Dumb Runner Halloween Costumes That Absolutely Nobody Will Get: 2025 Edition
7 Dumb Runner Halloween Costumes That Absolutely Nobody Will Get: 2025 Edition

Well, you’ll get it. And isn’t that enough?

Report: Intact Male Being Aggressive With Other Runners in Park
Report: Intact Male Being Aggressive With Other Runners in Park

Local man snaps, snarls, and lashes out.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #139: 'HR'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #139: 'HR'

Don’t freak out!

Trail Runner Weirded Out by Sign That Mentions Her by Name
Trail Runner Weirded Out by Sign That Mentions Her by Name

Words of caution give Susan the creeps.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #138: 'Scent'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #138: 'Scent'

Smells toxic. But in a good way!

Gnat Begins Journey Through Local Runner’s GI Tract
Gnat Begins Journey Through Local Runner’s GI Tract

Flying insect begins trip in mouth.

Bear Attacks Trail Runner in Vicious Facebook Comment
Bear Attacks Trail Runner in Vicious Facebook Comment

Victim is in serious but stable condition.

RFK Jr. Suggests Link Between Tylenol and Running
RFK Jr. Suggests Link Between Tylenol and Running

Doctors find statement baffling.

Marathoner Dies of Cardiac Arrest, But in His Sleep, Not During a Marathon, So Actually Not Much of a Story Here
Marathoner Dies of Cardiac Arrest, But in His Sleep, Not During a Marathon, So Actually Not Much of a Story Here

First bit of headline is misleading, as is photo. Sorry.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #137: 'Misanthrope'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #137: 'Misanthrope'

He’s such a grouch!

Hot Runners Hot
Hot Runners Hot

Young couple dripping with sweat, and with sensuality.

Dumb Runner Illustrated #136: 'Harmonica'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #136: 'Harmonica'

[HARMONICA NOISE]

EMTs Unable to Revive Collapsed Runner’s Interest in Marathons
EMTs Unable to Revive Collapsed Runner’s Interest in Marathons

Local man’s motivation is pronounced dead on the scene.

Ask Dr. Dumb: Is Organizing a Marathon ‘Not That Much of a Challenge’?
Ask Dr. Dumb: Is Organizing a Marathon ‘Not That Much of a Challenge’?

Some guy in Scotland says so. And he should know—he’s some guy in Scotland!

Dumb Runner Illustrated #135: 'PR'
Dumb Runner Illustrated #135: 'PR'

May its memory be a blessing.