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March 05, 2025

‘First One Is Free,’ Says Race Director Pushing 5K Entries on Street

March 05, 2025/ Mark Remy
‘First One Is Free,’ Says Race Director Pushing 5K Entries on Street

“Go ahead, on the house,” man tells curious stranger.

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March 05, 2025/ Mark Remy/
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Race director, 5K, Gateway distance, Shady characters, Curious, Addiction
September 16, 2024

Local Lumbering Oaf Takes First Place in 5K's Lumbering Oaf Division

September 16, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Lumbering Oaf Takes First Place in 5K's Lumbering Oaf Division

Shambling man out-lumbers fellow oaf to finish line.

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September 16, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Racing, 5K, Lumbering, Oaf
February 23, 2022

New Extreme Race Series Will Challenge Participants to Run Entire 5K Without Phones

February 23, 2022/ Mark Remy
New Extreme Race Series Will Challenge Participants to Run Entire 5K Without Phones

Event adds “diabolical” twist to traditional race distance.

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February 23, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Racing, 5K, Smartphone, Distraction, Extreme
June 26, 2018

Full-Grown Man Demolishes Child in Sprint for 5K Finish Line

June 26, 2018/ Mark Remy
Full-Grown Man Demolishes Child in Sprint for 5K Finish Line

Five-year-old “never stood a chance,” spectator says.

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June 26, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
5K, Racing, Children
March 18, 2018

Idiot Race Director Uses Four-Leaf Clover in Shamrock 5K Banner

March 18, 2018/ Mark Remy
Idiot Race Director Uses Four-Leaf Clover in Shamrock 5K Banner

Dozens leave event in disgust.

 

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March 18, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Shamrock, Racing, 5K, Race director
August 01, 2017

Woman Pretty Sure 5K's Ban on Strollers Doesn't Apply to Her

August 01, 2017/ Mark Remy
Woman Pretty Sure 5K's Ban on Strollers Doesn't Apply to Her

Local mom brushes aside "legal mumbo-jumbo."

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August 01, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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5K, Racing, Stroller, Rules
May 09, 2016

Mythical '5K Marathon' May Be Real, Researchers Say

May 09, 2016/ Mark Remy
Mythical '5K Marathon' May Be Real, Researchers Say

A decades-old quest leads to some surprising discoveries.

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May 09, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, 5K, 5K marathon, Research
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