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April 02, 2025

Deceased Runner Drowned in Own Data, Autopsy Finds

April 02, 2025/ Mark Remy
Deceased Runner Drowned in Own Data, Autopsy Finds

Fitness stats and data “just too much” for local man, says medical examiner.

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April 02, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Data, Death, Autopsy, Garmin, Strava
March 10, 2025

Trump Announces 25% Tariffs on Kudos From Canada and Mexico

March 10, 2025/ Mark Remy
Trump Announces 25% Tariffs on Kudos From Canada and Mexico

No one sure how this will work.

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March 10, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Strava, Kudos, Donald Trump, Tariffs
May 29, 2024

Anonymous Kudos Slipped Under Door Starting to Freak Local Runner Out

May 29, 2024/ Mark Remy
Anonymous Kudos Slipped Under Door Starting to Freak Local Runner Out

Unsigned cards are also appearing on car and at workplace, man says.

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May 29, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Strava, Kudos, Anonymity, Creepy
January 16, 2023

Strava Explains Recent Price Hike: ‘We Want More Money’

January 16, 2023/ Mark Remy
Strava Explains Recent Price Hike: ‘We Want More Money’

Company releases statement in response to confusion, backlash.

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January 16, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Strava, Money
December 19, 2022

Report: 80% of Runners Suffer From Kudos Deficiency

December 19, 2022/ Mark Remy
Report: 80% of Runners Suffer From Kudos Deficiency

Most sufferers are unaware, lead author says.

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December 19, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Motivation, News, Satire
Kudos, Strava, Deficiency, Sad
January 26, 2022

‘These Wordle Posts Are So Annoying,’ Says Runner About to Tweet His Strava Stats for 100th Time

January 26, 2022/ Mark Remy
‘These Wordle Posts Are So Annoying,’ Says Runner About to Tweet His Strava Stats for 100th Time

Local man wonders “who cares.”

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January 26, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Training, News
Strava, Social media, Statistics
May 17, 2021

‘I’m Sorry, Dave, I'm Afraid I Can’t Do That,’ Phone Tells Man Trying to Delete Strava

May 17, 2021/ Mark Remy
‘I’m Sorry, Dave, I'm Afraid I Can’t Do That,’ Phone Tells Man Trying to Delete Strava

Man’s name is Dave.

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May 17, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Smartphone, Strava, Data
April 29, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #15: 'Data'

April 29, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #15: 'Data'

If you can’t track it, does it even matter?

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April 29, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Data, Strava, Lack of fun
January 31, 2018

ISIS Claims Responsibility for U.S. Military Members Being Called 'Joggers'

January 31, 2018/ Mark Remy
ISIS Claims Responsibility for U.S. Military Members Being Called 'Joggers'

Terror group says it will "stop at nothing to degrade and demean American militants who run for sport."

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January 31, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Training
Strava, Military, Jogging, Joggers, ISIS, Youtube
July 18, 2017

Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

July 18, 2017/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Hopes to Pass Love of Obsessively Recording and Tracking Data Along to Children

A father of two aims to lead by example.

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July 18, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News, Training
Strava, Fitbit, Data, Parenthood, Training
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