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February 10, 2025

Runner Staring at Phone Collides With Walker Staring at Phone

February 10, 2025/ Mark Remy
Runner Staring at Phone Collides With Walker Staring at Phone

Phones fall to ground but are unharmed.

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February 10, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Pedestrian safety, Distraction, Smartphone, Collision
July 03, 2023

‘Joggers Should Wear Bright Clothing,’ Tweets Driver

July 03, 2023/ Mark Remy
‘Joggers Should Wear Bright Clothing,’ Tweets Driver

Local man shares thoughts at 45 mph.

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July 03, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Twitter, Smartphone
July 20, 2022

Motorist Holds Steering Wheel in One Hand, 6-Ounce Screen Offering Endless Dopamine-Triggering Distractions in the Other

July 20, 2022/ Mark Remy
Motorist Holds Steering Wheel in One Hand, 6-Ounce Screen Offering Endless Dopamine-Triggering Distractions in the Other

Behavior is OK, man believes.

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July 20, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Smartphone, Pedestrian safety, Motorists, Distraction
February 23, 2022

New Extreme Race Series Will Challenge Participants to Run Entire 5K Without Phones

February 23, 2022/ Mark Remy
New Extreme Race Series Will Challenge Participants to Run Entire 5K Without Phones

Event adds “diabolical” twist to traditional race distance.

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February 23, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Racing, 5K, Smartphone, Distraction, Extreme
May 17, 2021

‘I’m Sorry, Dave, I'm Afraid I Can’t Do That,’ Phone Tells Man Trying to Delete Strava

May 17, 2021/ Mark Remy
‘I’m Sorry, Dave, I'm Afraid I Can’t Do That,’ Phone Tells Man Trying to Delete Strava

Man’s name is Dave.

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May 17, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Smartphone, Strava, Data
September 23, 2019

New App Will Automatically Detect Pedestrian Collisions, Pay Nominal Fine

September 23, 2019/ Mark Remy
New App Will Automatically Detect Pedestrian Collisions, Pay Nominal Fine

Service will “streamline” process for motorists, victims, and police.

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September 23, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Motorists, Traffic, Distraction, Smartphone
April 07, 2019

Runner Relieved to Learn Motorist Who Hit Him Was Using Phone Hands-Free

April 07, 2019/ Mark Remy
Runner Relieved to Learn Motorist Who Hit Him Was Using Phone Hands-Free

Doctors say man may eventually regain use of legs.

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April 07, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real
Motorists, Safety, Smartphone, Hospital, Science
July 24, 2018

Distracted Driver Swerves to Avoid Distracted Walker, Hits Distracted Runner

July 24, 2018/ Mark Remy
Distracted Driver Swerves to Avoid Distracted Walker, Hits Distracted Runner

Texting EMT crashes ambulance en route to accident.

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July 24, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Distraction, Motorists, Safety, Smartphone
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