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August 03, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #87: 'Mileage'

August 03, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #87: 'Mileage'

Just say “about five” and move on.

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August 03, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Talk, Chitchat, Mileage, Socially awkward
April 06, 2022

Trip Odometer Just Hit 26.2 Miles, Local Runner Reports From Driver's Seat

April 06, 2022/ Mark Remy
Trip Odometer Just Hit 26.2 Miles, Local Runner Reports From Driver's Seat

“I’ve run this far,” man says.

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April 06, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, Motorists, Mileage, 26.2, Odometer
January 06, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #36: Only

January 06, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #36: Only

“Also, it was TOTALLY slow. Like, 7:30 pace.”

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January 06, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Distance, Beginners, Motivation, Mileage
May 05, 2020

Report: F*** It, 3 Miles Fine For Today

May 05, 2020/ Mark Remy
Report: F*** It, 3 Miles Fine For Today

Study also concludes now not too early for a beer.

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May 05, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Coronavirus, COVID-19, Good enough, Coping mechanism, Beer, Mileage
April 01, 2019

Man Still Haunted by Last Friday's 4.93-Mile Run

April 01, 2019/ Mark Remy
Man Still Haunted by Last Friday's 4.93-Mile Run

“What the hell was I thinking?” runner asks self.

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April 01, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Round numbers, Mileage, Haunted, Training, Anal retentive
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