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July 10, 2023

Local Runner Can’t Believe Doctor Didn't Mention His Low Resting Heart Rate

July 10, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Can’t Believe Doctor Didn't Mention His Low Resting Heart Rate

“Not even a raised eyebrow,” reports man.

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July 10, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Heart rate, Disappointment, Wow
March 10, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #44: 'Hey There'

March 10, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #44: 'Hey There'

“I shouldn’t really be here; I have a long run tomorrow morning.”

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March 10, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Pickup lines, Pepper spray, Heart rate
February 03, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #39: Breakin'

February 03, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #39: Breakin'

Bring your own cardboard.

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February 03, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Comics, Breakdancing, Ridicule, Heart rate
January 15, 2018

Dog Clueless About Pace, Heart Rate, Foot Strike

January 15, 2018/ Mark Remy
Dog Clueless About Pace, Heart Rate, Foot Strike

Oblivious creature inspires pity in onlookers.

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January 15, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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