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December 16, 2024

Local Runner Deals With Holiday Weight Gain by Not Giving a Shit

December 16, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Deals With Holiday Weight Gain by Not Giving a Shit

Woman recognizes annual fluctuation as normal and not a big deal.

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December 16, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Weight, Weight gain, Weight loss, Holidays
December 23, 2021

Dumb Runner Illustrated #35: Wonderful

December 23, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #35: Wonderful

Every time a bell rings, a medical specialist gets a copay.

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December 23, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Holidays, Angels, Clarence, Orthopedics, Injuries
November 23, 2021

The 2021 Dumb Runner Gift Guide

November 23, 2021/ Mark Remy
The 2021 Dumb Runner Gift Guide

Seven fun ideas for the runner on your list. (Bonus: Proceeds help keep Dumb Runner afloat!)

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November 23, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Support Dumb Runner, Gift Guide, Gifts for Runners, Holidays
November 25, 2020

7 Smart Gift Ideas From Dumb Runner

November 25, 2020/ Mark Remy
7 Smart Gift Ideas From Dumb Runner

Delight that special runner in your life and support independent humor… all at once!

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November 25, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Gifts for Runners, Holidays, Gift Guide
December 18, 2019

Satan Pleased With Success of ‘Holiday Run’ Campaign

December 18, 2019/ Mark Remy
Satan Pleased With Success of ‘Holiday Run’ Campaign

“It’s all proceeding according to plan,” says Prince of Darkness.

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December 18, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Holidays, Christmas, Satan, Devil, Underworld, Skype, God, Jesus
December 23, 2018

Gift-Giving Aunt Hopes You're 'Still Into Jogging'

December 23, 2018/ Mark Remy
Gift-Giving Aunt Hopes You're 'Still Into Jogging'

Aging relative awaits reaction to Christmas present.

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December 23, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Gear, Satire
Holidays, Christmas, Aunts, Gifts
December 10, 2018

Rolling Stone Gives Meb K Christmas Album 5/5 Stars

December 10, 2018/ Mark Remy
Rolling Stone Gives Meb K Christmas Album 5/5 Stars

“We knew Mr. Keflezighi could run. Who knew he could sing, too?”

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December 10, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Christmas, Holidays, Meb Keflezighi, Swingin' Standards
December 03, 2018

What to Say When Your Child Asks If Santa Is Real and Also Why Santa Shat Himself in That Jingle Bell Half-Marathon

December 03, 2018/ Mark Remy
What to Say When Your Child Asks If Santa Is Real and Also Why Santa Shat Himself in That Jingle Bell Half-Marathon

Expert advice on a perennial problem.

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December 03, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Santa Claus, Shitting oneself, Jingle Bell, Holidays, Childlike wonder
December 05, 2016

FREE! Ready-to-Send Holiday Letter for Runners

December 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
FREE! Ready-to-Send Holiday Letter for Runners

"This year I traveled to _________ and saw all the sights, from the expo to the medical tent."

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December 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
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Holidays, Christmas
December 14, 2015

A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy
A Holiday Reminder: Running Shoes Aren't 'Cute Gifts'

Every year, tens of thousands of pairs wind up abandoned.

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December 14, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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Gear, Christmas, Holidays, Gifts, Shoes
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