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Nutrition for Runners: FAQ
Nutrition for Runners: FAQ

Dumb Runner has nothing against sports drinks. That said, we usually just drink water. 

Nutrition for Runners: A Dumb Summary
Nutrition for Runners: A Dumb Summary

We eat stuff and that stuff keeps us going. Beyond that, things can get complicated. But only if you let them.

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American Pickle Council Can’t Believe ‘Drink Pickle Juice’ Stunt Actually Worked
American Pickle Council Can’t Believe ‘Drink Pickle Juice’ Stunt Actually Worked

Drunken wager pays off for trade group.

‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again
‘Now THIS Is What I Call CHIP TIME,’ Running Dad Says Yet Again

“Get it?” local man asks kids, wife.

Local Runner Adds Insulating Layer of Fat for Long, Cold Winter
Local Runner Adds Insulating Layer of Fat for Long, Cold Winter

Man loads up before temperatures drop.

CLIF Introduces 6-Foot ‘Party Bar’
CLIF Introduces 6-Foot ‘Party Bar’

Sports nutrition giant touts “biggest product launch yet.”

Heartbroken Runner Spends Evening on Couch Eating GU Straight From Carton
Heartbroken Runner Spends Evening on Couch Eating GU Straight From Carton

Sobbing woman seeks solace in tub of energy gel.

Scientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade
Scientists at Gatorade Sports Science Institute Pretty Fucking Sick of Gatorade

“Gatorade this, Gatorade that, blah-blah-blah,” researchers say.

Nabisco Influencer Taps Into the Power of Nilla to Fuel Her Runs
Nabisco Influencer Taps Into the Power of Nilla to Fuel Her Runs

“Nilla Wafers are a great source of nilla,” says woman.

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner Actually Looks Pretty Good to Local Runner
Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Dinner Actually Looks Pretty Good to Local Runner

Carb-rich feast appeals to three-time marathoner.

New GU+Scope™ Promises Lasting Energy, Fresh Breath
New GU+Scope™ Promises Lasting Energy, Fresh Breath

New line of co-branded gels hits shelves today.

Pure-Hearted Runner Is Sole Survivor of Clif Factory Tour
Pure-Hearted Runner Is Sole Survivor of Clif Factory Tour

Tour leader denies any wrongdoing.

Athletic Brewing Company Introduces Non-Caloric Gels
Athletic Brewing Company Introduces Non-Caloric Gels

Product delivers “all the great taste of a gel” but without the energy.

FDA Fully Approves Gummy Bears for Long Run Use
FDA Fully Approves Gummy Bears for Long Run Use

Most runners cheer the announcement—but skeptics remain wary.

Ask Dr. Dumb: Porridge!
Ask Dr. Dumb: Porridge!

A Scottish marathoner brought her own supply to the Tokyo Games, so it’s probably worth a look.

Ransomware Attack Shuts Down Major GU Pipeline
Ransomware Attack Shuts Down Major GU Pipeline

Hackers threaten fuel supply for millions.

‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles
‘Long Runs Really Give Me Time to Think,’ Says Man Who Spends Most of His Long Runs Thinking About Waffles

“With butter and syrup,” says runner. “Maybe a milkshake.”

7 Foods to Eat After Your Run
7 Foods to Eat After Your Run

It’s mostly fries.

Local Runner Always Has Something He’s Trying to ‘Sweat Out’
Local Runner Always Has Something He’s Trying to ‘Sweat Out’

Man relies on perspiration to purge effects of dietary vices.

Beach Runner Regrets Eating That Thing She Found
Beach Runner Regrets Eating That Thing She Found

Decision seems foolish in retrospect.

CLIF Launches Line of 100% Meat-Free Energy Bars
CLIF Launches Line of 100% Meat-Free Energy Bars

New line boasts “no beef, no pork… but all the flavor,” company says.

Child Makes Mental Note to Skip Local Runner's House Next Halloween
Child Makes Mental Note to Skip Local Runner's House Next Halloween

Nothing “fun” about alleged treat, little girl decides.

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