October 31, 2022 Salazar Tells Trick-or-Treater She’d Be Spookier if She 'Dropped a Few Pounds' October 31, 2022/ Mark Remy Disgraced coach gives child candy, advice.Read More
July 18, 2022 Demeaning Female Runners From Couch Just Not the Same, Salazar Complains July 18, 2022/ Mark Remy Coverage of World Track & Field Championships has disgraced coach feeling wistful.Read More
February 17, 2022 Dumb Runner Illustrated #41: 'Your Placemat, or Mine?' February 17, 2022/ Mark Remy Coming soon to a fast-casual restaurant near you!Read More
December 09, 2021 Dumb Runner Illustrated #34: References December 09, 2021/ Mark Remy Does this have something to do with the fake mustache?Read More
October 07, 2019 Salazar Appears at World Championships as Literal Cloud October 07, 2019/ Mark Remy Floating visage overshadows final day of event.Read More
October 03, 2019 ‘He Won’t Get Far Without This,’ Oregon Project Lab Tech Says After Subject Escapes October 03, 2019/ Mark Remy “I want him alive,” Nike scientist tells security staff.Read More
October 02, 2019 Nike Oregon Project Introduces New Coach October 02, 2019/ Mark Remy With Salazar’s future in question, a fresh face emerges.Read More
October 01, 2019 Rupp Already Regretting Week-Old Tattoo October 01, 2019/ Mark Remy “I knew I should have gone with the Celtic cross,” says Nike runner.Read More
