Dumb Runner Illustrated #45: 'Ho Ho Ho'
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Kipchoge Delighted to Learn Olympic Medal Also a Bottle Opener
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Thirsty champion puts award to good use.
Read MoreConfused by Daylight Saving Time? Use This Chart
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Consult it Saturday night and you can't go wrong.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #44: 'Hey There'
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“I shouldn’t really be here; I have a long run tomorrow morning.”
Read MoreTo ‘Spice Things Up,’ Barkley Marathons Organizer Adds ‘Predator’-Style Creature That May Hunt and Mutilate Participants, Hang Carcasses From Trees
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Famously tough ultra race gets even tougher.
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New Extreme Race Series Will Challenge Participants to Run Entire 5K Without Phones
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Event adds “diabolical” twist to traditional race distance.
Read MoreDumb Runner Illustrated #41: 'Your Placemat, or Mine?'
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Coming soon to a fast-casual restaurant near you!
Read MoreThoughtful Stranger Decides to Run Right Behind Woman on Isolated Trail So She’ll Feel Less Alone
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Man wordlessly matches pace from six feet behind.
Read MoreTrail-Running Physician Advises Terminal Patient to 'Rub Some Dirt on It'
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Woman questions proposed course of action.
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Ask Dr. Dumb: Should Ultra Runners Be Worried About Hitting Their Head Twice and Waking Up in the Woods on a Pile of Sticks?
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Short answer? Yes. Slightly longer answer? Absolutely.
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Local Woman Would Like to Go Jogging Just Once Without Finding a Dead Body
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Longtime jogger dreams of corpse-free outing.
Read More‘These Wordle Posts Are So Annoying,’ Says Runner About to Tweet His Strava Stats for 100th Time
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Local man wonders “who cares.”
Read MoreReporter Covering Local Marathon Can’t Decide Between ‘Hit the Streets’ and ‘Pound the Pavement’
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Journalist unsure how to discuss those preparing to toe the line.
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EXCLUSIVE: Full Transcript of Non-Runners' Houston Marathon Commentary
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