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August 12, 2024

IOC Faces Backlash Over Bank of America Logo on Olympic Marathon Medals

August 12, 2024/ Mark Remy
IOC Faces Backlash Over Bank of America Logo on Olympic Marathon Medals

Officials defend decision, call branding “very subtle.”

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August 12, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Olympics, Medals, Bank of America, Sponsorships, Money, Complaints, Marathons
February 14, 2024

Ask Dr. Dumb: Is My Finisher Medal a Lethal Weapon?

February 14, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Is My Finisher Medal a Lethal Weapon?

If it looks like this? Maybe!

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February 14, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Medals, Marathons, Lethal Weapon
October 10, 2022

German Man Seeking Lost Chicago Marathon Medal 'Really Creeping People Out,' Sources Say

October 10, 2022/ Mark Remy
German Man Seeking Lost Chicago Marathon Medal 'Really Creeping People Out,' Sources Say

“I was, like, holy shit.”

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October 10, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Medals, Chicago Marathon, Germany, I Hate These Guys
March 16, 2022

Kipchoge Delighted to Learn Olympic Medal Also a Bottle Opener

March 16, 2022/ Mark Remy
Kipchoge Delighted to Learn Olympic Medal Also a Bottle Opener

Thirsty champion puts award to good use.

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March 16, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Olympics, Medals, Eliud Kipchoge, Slake, Thirst, Beer
August 30, 2021

Boston Marathon Finish Line Volunteers Will Skip Traditional Open-Mouthed Kisses This Year, Organizers Say

August 30, 2021/ Mark Remy
Boston Marathon Finish Line Volunteers Will Skip Traditional Open-Mouthed Kisses This Year, Organizers Say

B.A.A. suspends longtime custom over COVID fears.

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August 30, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Boston Marathon, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Medals, Kiss
March 08, 2021

Boston Marathon, Dunkin' Team Up for Medal Giveaway

March 08, 2021/ Mark Remy
Boston Marathon, Dunkin' Team Up for Medal Giveaway

Promotion aims to “welcome more people to the sport of running.”

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March 08, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Boston Marathon, Virtual race, Donuts, Doughnuts, Dunkin', Marketing, Medals
May 01, 2020

INSPIRATIONAL: Crafty Runner Turns Finisher Medals Into Face Masks for Health Care Workers

May 01, 2020/ Mark Remy
INSPIRATIONAL: Crafty Runner Turns Finisher Medals Into Face Masks for Health Care Workers

Donation leaves staff at local hospital “speechless.”

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May 01, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Face masks, Medals, COVID-19, Coronavirus
June 13, 2018

Guy Who Likes Wearing Medals Tired of Everyone Assuming He Just Ran a Marathon

June 13, 2018/ Mark Remy
Guy Who Likes Wearing Medals Tired of Everyone Assuming He Just Ran a Marathon

"It can be exhausting, frankly," says non-runner. 

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June 13, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Medals, Fashion, Marathons
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