February 05, 2025

‘Be in the Moment’ Is Terrible Advice, Man Decides in Marathon’s Final Miles

February 05, 2025/ Mark Remy

Local runner hates moment, doesn’t want to be in it.

January 13, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #71: 'Massage'

January 13, 2023/ Mark Remy

Wait—are we talking Phillips head, or the regular kind?

November 28, 2022

‘Police Academy’ Marathon More Painful Than Actual Marathon

November 28, 2022/ Mark Remy

Local couple DNFs.

September 19, 2022

Man Spends Final 8 Miles of Marathon Regretting Every Decision That Led to Final 8 Miles of Marathon

September 19, 2022/ Mark Remy

Every step is a painful reminder of runner’s folly.

March 04, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #43: 'Stairs'

March 04, 2022/ Mark Remy

Where they go, you cannot follow.

July 28, 2021

Local Man Not Sure Whether Pain From Running or Just Being Old

July 28, 2021/ Mark Remy

Definitive answer remains elusive for longtime runner.

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