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January 26, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #97: 'Order'

January 26, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #97: 'Order'

This service is terrible.

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January 26, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition, News, Satire
Nutrition, Fast food, Hun, Long runs, Comics
August 25, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #61: 'Menu'

August 25, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #61: 'Menu'

They had reservations… but came anyway.

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August 25, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Nutrition, Satire
Comics, Restaurant, Dining out, GU, Bagels, Server, Gatorade, Very good sir
March 17, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #45: 'Ho Ho Ho'

March 17, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #45: 'Ho Ho Ho'

The fuel with the mostest.

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March 17, 2022/ Mark Remy/
Nutrition, News, Satire
Comics, Energy gel, Chia seeds, Ho Hos, Hostess snack cakes, Food
December 09, 2020

Nuun Calls Trials of Vaccine-Flavored Tablets 'Very Promising'

December 09, 2020/ Mark Remy
Nuun Calls Trials of Vaccine-Flavored Tablets 'Very Promising'

Company says first doses could be ready in months.

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December 09, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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Nuun, Coronavirus, COVID-19, Fizzy color, Science, Hydration, Marketing
October 24, 2018

Jerk Takes Three Bananas

October 24, 2018/ Mark Remy
Jerk Takes Three Bananas

Witnesses condemn “act of naked greed.”

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October 24, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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Racing, Marathons, Banana, Greed, Selfish
May 10, 2016

Doctors Fear Spike in Patriotism Overdoses

May 10, 2016/ Mark Remy
Doctors Fear Spike in Patriotism Overdoses

Wearers of U.S. flag running shorts are urged to be cautious.

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May 10, 2016/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Nutrition
Patriotism, America, Budweiser
November 02, 2015

The World's Largest Gummy Bear Will Sustain You Now and Forever

November 02, 2015/ Mark Remy
The World's Largest Gummy Bear Will Sustain You Now and Forever

How deep and abiding is the World's Largest Gummy Bear's love? So deep and abiding that it has inspired great poetry.

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November 02, 2015/ Mark Remy/
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