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March 25, 2024

‘Crazy-Ass 60-Hour Race Through Woods Started by Guy With Cigarette’ to Become Olympic Event

March 25, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘Crazy-Ass 60-Hour Race Through Woods Started by Guy With Cigarette’ to Become Olympic Event

New event will debut at 2028 Games.

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March 25, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Olympics, Ultras, Barkley Marathons, Cigarettes
March 20, 2024

Barkley Marathons Runner Wonders if Girls Softly Singing Nursery Rhymes Are Part of Whole Barkley Thing, or What

March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
Barkley Marathons Runner Wonders if Girls Softly Singing Nursery Rhymes Are Part of Whole Barkley Thing, or What

Children don’t show faces, which is fine by runner.

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March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
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Barkley Marathons, Creepy, Little girls, Nursery rhymes, Wooded area
March 17, 2023

Local Runner Breaks Stroller Record at Barkley Marathons

March 17, 2023/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Breaks Stroller Record at Barkley Marathons

Baby daughter “slept through a lot of it,” man says.

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March 17, 2023/ Mark Remy/
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Barkley Marathons, Stroller, Course records, Parenthood
March 09, 2022

To ‘Spice Things Up,’ Barkley Marathons Organizer Adds ‘Predator’-Style Creature That May Hunt and Mutilate Participants, Hang Carcasses From Trees

March 09, 2022/ Mark Remy
To ‘Spice Things Up,’ Barkley Marathons Organizer Adds ‘Predator’-Style Creature That May Hunt and Mutilate Participants, Hang Carcasses From Trees

Famously tough ultra race gets even tougher.

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March 09, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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Barkley Marathons, Predator, Ultr
April 03, 2019

3 Vendors Still Missing in Barkley Marathons 32,000-Acre Unmarked Race Expo

April 03, 2019/ Mark Remy
3 Vendors Still Missing in Barkley Marathons 32,000-Acre Unmarked Race Expo

Reps for GU, KT Tape, and The Stick last seen Saturday.

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April 03, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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Barkley Marathons, Expo, Lost
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