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May 22, 2025

Dumb Runner Illustrated #129: 'Recovery'

May 22, 2025/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #129: 'Recovery'

Take a hike, Brian—and then recover from that hike!

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May 22, 2025/ Mark Remy/
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Recovery, Marketing, Ma, Brian, Comics
March 04, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #43: 'Stairs'

March 04, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #43: 'Stairs'

Where they go, you cannot follow.

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March 04, 2022/ Mark Remy/
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December 01, 2021

Injured Runner Wondering Whether Cone Really Necessary

December 01, 2021/ Mark Remy
Injured Runner Wondering Whether Cone Really Necessary

Local woman inspires pity.

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December 01, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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June 01, 2020

Man Cleaning Theragun Accidentally Massages Self in Thigh

June 01, 2020/ Mark Remy
Man Cleaning Theragun Accidentally Massages Self in Thigh

Alcohol was a factor, sources say.

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June 01, 2020/ Mark Remy/
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