Marathon’s COVID Vaccine Requirement Just Like Nazi Germany, Says Man Who Doesn’t Know Anything About Anything
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Local Runner Just One Irritant Away From Breaking Point
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Stress-filled run follows an unusually bad week.
Read MoreLocal Runner Vows Not to Resume In-Person Racing Until He Can Convince Himself Through Contorted, Self-Serving Rationalizations That It's Safe
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Man says he’ll rely on flawed logic and cherrypicked “facts” to make decision.
Read MoreRun in Snow Not the Delightful Romp Man Thought It Would Be
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Five-miler fails to transport local runner back to carefree childhood.
Read MoreAngry Man Launches 7,000-Pound Missile
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Officials urge vulnerable road users to watch out for the weapon, identified as a black F-350 XLT.
Read MoreFor First Time Since 2017, Friends Complete Entire Run Without Mentioning You-Know-Who
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Local runners instead chat about work, pop culture, weekend plans.
Read More7 Smart Gift Ideas From Dumb Runner
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Delight that special runner in your life and support independent humor… all at once!
Read MoreLast-Minute Entrant Excited for 58th Annual JFK 50 Mile
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“I love big events,” says bespectacled competitor.
Read MoreFriends Arrange to Meet for Post-Election 5-Miler, Unless Powder Keg of Hyperpartisan Rage Explodes, Sparking Orgy of Violence, in Which Case They’ll Postpone
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Running partners will make “game-day decision.”
Read More‘Paid Posts on Your Website’: A Story in 8 Screenshots (and Counting)
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Oh, I’m interested, all right.
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Nike Manager Makes ‘Nike Zoom’ Joke for 20th Consecutive Zoom Meeting
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Time-worn wisecrack met with polite smiles.
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Text Exchange With Running Buddy Almost Entirely About Pooping
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Bowel movement plays central role in pre-run conversation.
Read MoreAs Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World to Stick to Running
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Reader annoyed by article suggesting people consider doing something.
Read MoreInstead of Writing Something Funny, I Made a Pirate Ship With My 7-Year-Old
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Oh, and also a cool-looking cardboard sword.
Read MoreGroup of 7 Adult Runners Apparently All Live Together, Which Must Be Cool
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“What other explanation could there be?” asks witness.
Read MoreGuy You Just Met Doesn’t Even Like to Drive 26.2 Miles
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Jokester amuses self, others with wry observation.
Read MoreSimple Thing Is Actually Super Complicated, According to Health and Fitness Media
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Never fear, same sources say—they are here to help.
Read MoreFor Runner, Tinted Windows Turn Routine Street Crossing Into Thrilling Game of Chance
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