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November 03, 2021

Boston Marathon Says Runners in 2022 Must Be Vaccinated or Raise at Least $5,000 for Charity

November 03, 2021/ Mark Remy
Boston Marathon Says Runners in 2022 Must Be Vaccinated or Raise at Least $5,000 for Charity

Exemption rankles purists, delights vaccine holdouts.

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November 03, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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Boston Marathon, Vaccines, COVID-19, Coronavirus, Marathons, Charity
August 18, 2021

Chicago Marathon’s COVID Restrictions Present Dilemma for Local Jackass

August 18, 2021/ Mark Remy
Chicago Marathon’s COVID Restrictions Present Dilemma for Local Jackass

Avid runner faces choice: Obey event’s rules, or cling to ill-informed beliefs.

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August 18, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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COVID-19, Coronavirus, Chicago Marathon, Vaccines, Jackassery
May 19, 2021

Marathon’s COVID Vaccine Requirement Just Like Nazi Germany, Says Man Who Doesn’t Know Anything About Anything

May 19, 2021/ Mark Remy
Marathon’s COVID Vaccine Requirement Just Like Nazi Germany, Says Man Who Doesn’t Know Anything About Anything

“I thought we lived in a Free Country,” dullard writes in Facebook comment.

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May 19, 2021/ Mark Remy/
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