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January 01, 2025

Easy Morning Run Somehow Makes Hangover Worse

January 01, 2025/ Mark Remy
Easy Morning Run Somehow Makes Hangover Worse

Local woman unsure whether to give up drinking, or running, or both.

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January 01, 2025/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Alcohol, Hangover, Regret
September 19, 2022

Man Spends Final 8 Miles of Marathon Regretting Every Decision That Led to Final 8 Miles of Marathon

September 19, 2022/ Mark Remy
Man Spends Final 8 Miles of Marathon Regretting Every Decision That Led to Final 8 Miles of Marathon

Every step is a painful reminder of runner’s folly.

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September 19, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathons, Regret, Pain, Why
February 15, 2021

Run in Snow Not the Delightful Romp Man Thought It Would Be

February 15, 2021/ Mark Remy
Run in Snow Not the Delightful Romp Man Thought It Would Be

Five-miler fails to transport local runner back to carefree childhood.

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February 15, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Real
Winter, Cold, Regret
October 01, 2019

Rupp Already Regretting Week-Old Tattoo

October 01, 2019/ Mark Remy
Rupp Already Regretting Week-Old Tattoo

“I knew I should have gone with the Celtic cross,” says Nike runner.

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October 01, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Alberto Salazar, Galen Rupp, Tattoos, Regret, Nike, Doping
April 28, 2019

Farah Regrets Running London Marathon With Hand Weights

April 28, 2019/ Mark Remy
Farah Regrets Running London Marathon With Hand Weights

Fifth-place finisher calls decision ”foolish” in hindsight.

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April 28, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
London Marathon, Mo Farah, Hand weights, Regret, Racing, Eliud Kipchoge
May 09, 2017

Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Date if He's Ever Run a Marathon

May 09, 2017/ Mark Remy
Woman Immediately Regrets Asking Date if He's Ever Run a Marathon

Dinner at Thai restaurant takes an unfortunate turn.

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May 09, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Marathons, Dating, Regret
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