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April 06, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #78: 'Bear'

April 06, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #78: 'Bear'

Now who’s laughing?

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April 06, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Bear, Jokes, Mauling
April 07, 2021

So-Called 'Complete’ Running Book Doesn’t Mention Strava Even Once

April 07, 2021/ Mark Remy
So-Called 'Complete’ Running Book Doesn’t Mention Strava Even Once

“I can’t believe I paid six bucks for this thing,” says dissatisfied reader.

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April 07, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Books, Jokes, Jim Fixx
January 22, 2020

Guy You Just Met Doesn’t Even Like to Drive 26.2 Miles

January 22, 2020/ Mark Remy
Guy You Just Met Doesn’t Even Like to Drive</em> 26.2 Miles

Jokester amuses self, others with wry observation.

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January 22, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Jokes, Marathons, LOL
November 18, 2019

14 'You So Dumb...' Jokes for Runners

November 18, 2019/ Mark Remy
14 'You So Dumb...' Jokes for Runners

How dumb are you, nameless runner? You so dumb…

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November 18, 2019/ Mark Remy/
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October 10, 2018

Yet More Terrible Jokes for Runners

October 10, 2018/ Mark Remy
Yet More Terrible Jokes for Runners

We apologize in advance for these 12 awful gags.

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October 10, 2018/ Mark Remy/
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July 23, 2017

11 Terrible Jokes for Runners

July 23, 2017/ Mark Remy
11 Terrible Jokes for Runners

Warning: They really are terrible.

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July 23, 2017/ Mark Remy/
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Jokes
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