Mark Remy's DumbRunner.com
“Really Red” traffic light may be next, officials say. Read More
Today’s vehicles “about as dangerous as they can get,” says frustrated exec. Read More
Advice completely ignores role of people operating huge, powerful machines. Read More
Highly trained athlete avoids two minutes of walking. Read More
“What the hell?” man asks. Read More
Devastating retort materializes 16 hours after encounter. Read More
Next time, try one more blinky light. Read More
Great news: No, they can’t! Read More
Less profanity, for one thing. Read More
Planet-destroying truck nearly destroys planet-loving man. Read More
Local man shares thoughts at 45 mph. Read More
Statistics are a love language, too. Read More
Experts say incidents appear to violate basic laws of matter. Read More
“MAKE-BELIEVE STREETS ARE MADE FOR TOY CARS!” Read More
Police, local reporters applaud motorist for “remaining on the scene.” Read More
Encounter with local runner impedes driver’s progress for up to four seconds. Read More
Behavior is OK, man believes. Read More
“I’ve run this far,” man says. Read More
Driver fed up with reckless pedestrians. Read More
