7 Smart Gift Ideas From Dumb Runner
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Friends, just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse, here come the holidays.
Ha ha. Just kidding. I love the holidays, for various reasons that I’m frankly too exhausted, in every sense of that word, to cite here. Just take my word for it.
Anyway, here are seven fun gift ideas guaranteed* to delight and amuse. Bonus: Every purchase helps your favorite independent humor site** keep going, 100% ad free!
* Margin of error: +/- one guarantee
** DumbRunner.com
Note: While some of the links below go to the DumbRunner.com store, others will take you to Threadless.com or Lulu.com—external websites with their own shopping carts, checkouts, customer service, etc. Questions? Comments? Special requests? I’m here for you. Just ask!—Mark
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“C is for Chafing” 15-Ounce Standard Mug, $14
Also available as an 11-ounce standard mug, 12-ounce latte mug, and 15-ounce steel travel mug. For that matter, this design is also available as a tee, pullover hoody, tote bag, and more. See all options here.
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“Dumb Runner Track Club” Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoody, $48
Don’t fall for cheap knockoffs—this DRTC merch is the real thing. Available in men’s and women’s sizes. Also available in French Terry, $38. Hoodies not your thing? No sweat! I’ve got lots of Dumb Runner Track Club apparel and whatnot.
2021 Dumb Runner Motivational Wall Calendar, $21.99
If you like my motivational posters, you’ll love this wall calendar, because… uh… it’s basically 12 of my motivational posters. But big and glossy, and in calendar form! Click the button below for a full preview or to order.
Dumb Runner Logo Socks, $12
Unisex sizing in small, medium, or large. These socks are a blend of 60% polyester, 10% acrylic, 25% nylon, and 5% Spandex. The pattern is 100% my face.
“5K Marathon State Champ” Women’s Fitted Tee, $21
A very popular design, also available in several other women’s and men’s styles, plus mugs, hoodies, tanks… You know the rest. See all options right here.
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A Signed & Personalized Book by Yours Truly, $12 to $18
Order The Runner’s Rule Book, The Dumb Runner Reader, C is for Chafing, or The Dumb Runner Training Journal through DumbRunner.com and I will inscribe it however you like, instantly making that copy worth… Well, worth exactly what the cover price says it’s worth. Still, makes a nifty gift.
“Dumb Runner Rainbow” Extra Soft Tee, $22
A bright, cheerful take on the Dumb Runner logo. (“Quality Satire Since 2015” appears in smaller, drab type, because I don’t like to brag.) Available in loads of colors, and on lots more products. Click here to see all your options.
Not Enough Options For You Here?
Then visit my Threadless shop, where you’ll find tons of designs available on everything from shirts to bags to phone cases. Honestly, it’s an embarrassment of riches.
Happy holidays, everyone, and thank you for your support.
—Mark
