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June 05, 2024

Local Motorist Fuming at Marathon Road Closures That Were Publicized For Months in Advance Via Street Signs, Flyers, Social Media, TV, Radio, Local Paper, and Vintage Biplane Towing Banner

June 05, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Motorist Fuming at Marathon Road Closures That Were Publicized For Months in Advance Via Street Signs, Flyers, Social Media, TV, Radio, Local Paper, and Vintage Biplane Towing Banner

“What the hell?” man asks.

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June 05, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Marathons, Road closures, Motorists, Anger, Vintage biplane
June 03, 2024

Local Runner Has Perfect Comeback for Driver Who Heckled Him

June 03, 2024/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Has Perfect Comeback for Driver Who Heckled Him

Devastating retort materializes 16 hours after encounter.

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June 03, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motorists, Anger, Retorts, Heckling, Harrassment, Insomnia
March 20, 2024

Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Jogging Fill Me With Rage?

March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Jogging Fill Me With Rage?

Answer: SCREW YOU! GET OUTTA HERE!

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March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Simmering rage, Rage, Anger, Research
May 05, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #50: 'Menace'

May 05, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #50: 'Menace'

They’re trying to pit us against each other!

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May 05, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News
Comics, Cycling, Triathlon, Harmony, Common enemies, Anger
February 03, 2021

Angry Man Launches 7,000-Pound Missile

February 03, 2021/ Mark Remy
Angry Man Launches 7,000-Pound Missile

Officials urge vulnerable road users to watch out for the weapon, identified as a black F-350 XLT.

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February 03, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Anger
August 17, 2020

Motorist Furious With Runner Crossing Street, in Crosswalk, With WALK Sign

August 17, 2020/ Mark Remy
Motorist Furious With Runner Crossing Street, in Crosswalk, With WALK Sign

Driver cannot believe crap she has to deal with.

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August 17, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motorists, Pedestrian safety, WALK sign, Crosswalk, Temerity, Anger, Get off the road
June 04, 2020

As Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World to Stick to Running

June 04, 2020/ Mark Remy
As Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World</em> to Stick to Running

Reader annoyed by article suggesting people consider doing something.

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June 04, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Runner's World, Chaos, Editorial, Annoyance, Anger, Looming race war
April 06, 2020

In Spirit of Goodwill, Motorist Gives Runner One Middle Finger Instead of Usual Two

April 06, 2020/ Mark Remy
In Spirit of Goodwill, Motorist Gives Runner One Middle Finger Instead of Usual Two

Driver swept up in moment of compassion and empathy.

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April 06, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motorists, Anger, Goodwill, Brotherhood of man, Middle finger, Bird, Get off the road
January 15, 2020

Surprisingly Well-Informed Motorist Screams at Runner to Get Off Road, Shorten Stride Length, Trade Jacket for Vest

January 15, 2020/ Mark Remy
Surprisingly Well-Informed Motorist Screams at Runner to Get Off Road, Shorten Stride Length, Trade Jacket for Vest

Driver balances hostility with constructive criticism.

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January 15, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motorists, Anger, Screaming, Get off the road, Traffic, Advice
October 03, 2017

Churchgoer Delayed by Marathon Unleashes String of Curse Words

October 03, 2017/ Mark Remy
Churchgoer Delayed by Marathon Unleashes String of Curse Words

Among half-dozen motorists waiting to cross road, one is especially irate.

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October 03, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Motorists, Church, Marathons, Anger
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