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March 20, 2024

Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Jogging Fill Me With Rage?

March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Will Jogging Fill Me With Rage?

Answer: SCREW YOU! GET OUTTA HERE!

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March 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Dr. Dumb, Simmering rage, Rage, Anger, Research
September 27, 2023

Ask Dr. Dumb: Why Do Some People Say 'I Have Ran'?

September 27, 2023/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Why Do Some People Say 'I Have Ran'?

Our resident language expert unpacks a persistent puzzle.

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September 27, 2023/ Mark Remy/
Real
Grammar, Verbs, Mysteries, Simple past tense, Rage
August 18, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #88: 'Chill'

August 18, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #88: 'Chill'

Less profanity, for one thing.

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August 18, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Rage, Motorists, Meditation, Chill, Zen
September 30, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #64: 'Play'

September 30, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #64: 'Play'

“MAKE-BELIEVE STREETS ARE MADE FOR TOY CARS!”

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September 30, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Children, Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Parenthood, Rage
August 01, 2022

Motorist Experiences Minor Inconvenience

August 01, 2022/ Mark Remy
Motorist Experiences Minor Inconvenience

Encounter with local runner impedes driver’s progress for up to four seconds.

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August 01, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Minor inconvenience, Rage, Screaming
September 16, 2020

Local Woman Loves to Run on Trails, Where It’s Just Her, Nature, and the Constant Simmering Rage and Despair That Is Everyone’s New Normal

September 16, 2020/ Mark Remy
Local Woman Loves to Run on Trails, Where It’s Just Her, Nature, and the Constant Simmering Rage and Despair That Is Everyone’s New Normal

“It’s my ‘me time,’” says runner.

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September 16, 2020/ Mark Remy/
Satire, Real
Trail running, Rage, Nature
March 21, 2017

Man's Rage at Marathon Cheaters Starting to Freak Friends Out

March 21, 2017/ Mark Remy
Man's Rage at Marathon Cheaters Starting to Freak Friends Out

"I'm like, Dude. Get a grip," says a coworker.

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March 21, 2017/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Cheating, Marathons, Rage
July 07, 2016

Pistorius Remains an Inspiration to Amputee Gun Owners Who Can't Control Their Rage

July 07, 2016/ Mark Remy
Pistorius Remains an Inspiration to Amputee Gun Owners Who Can't Control Their Rage

"Who among us hasn't made a mistake?" asks a fan.

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July 07, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Oscar Pistorius, Blade Runner, Justice, Guns, Rage
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