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March 07, 2024

Dumb Runner Illustrated #100: 'Let Him Go'

March 07, 2024/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #100: 'Let Him Go'

Nice bike, though.

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March 07, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Comics, Cycling, Dead eyes, Gary, Bik
June 15, 2023

Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #83: 'Cheap'

He can’t afford not to buy them.

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June 15, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire, Gear
Comics, New Shoes, Money, Relationships, Cycling
May 05, 2022

Dumb Runner Illustrated #50: 'Menace'

May 05, 2022/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Illustrated #50: 'Menace'

They’re trying to pit us against each other!

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May 05, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News
Comics, Cycling, Triathlon, Harmony, Common enemies, Anger
March 30, 2022

Local Runner Would Like to Do Triathlons But Doesn’t Have a Bike and Can't Swim Very Well and Also, If We’re Being Honest, Isn’t Really Much of a Runner

March 30, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Would Like to Do Triathlons But Doesn’t Have a Bike and Can't Swim Very Well and Also, If We’re Being Honest, Isn’t Really Much of a Runner

“How should I put this? He runs once a week—maybe twice—and he barely gets by.”

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March 30, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Cycling, Swimming, Triathlon, Slow
September 20, 2021

Dumb Runner Tries Cycling, Fails (Not a Joke)

September 20, 2021/ Mark Remy
Dumb Runner Tries Cycling, Fails (Not a Joke)

On Sunday, I crashed, hard, going downhill. Today I am grateful.

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September 20, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Injuries, Cycling, Real
June 14, 2021

Proposed Auto-Safety Feature Would Keep Pedestrians, Cyclists Away With Painful Ultrasonic Waves

June 14, 2021/ Mark Remy
Proposed Auto-Safety Feature Would Keep Pedestrians, Cyclists Away With Painful Ultrasonic Waves

“Excruciating” sensation would encourage vulnerable road user to stay away.

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June 14, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Pedestrian safety, Motorists, Auto industry, Cycling, Traffic
April 19, 2021

Grotesque Creature Is Half Runner, Half Cyclist

April 19, 2021/ Mark Remy
Grotesque Creature Is Half Runner, Half Cyclist

Freakish hybrid may be result of experiment gone awry, scientists say.

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April 19, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Cycling, Running, Freakish hybrid, Science
April 12, 2021

Makers of Trucks and SUVs Unveil Bold New ‘F*** Vulnerable Road Users’ Ad Campaign

April 12, 2021/ Mark Remy
Makers of Trucks and SUVs Unveil Bold New ‘F*** Vulnerable Road Users’ Ad Campaign

Trade group leans into inherent danger of oversized vehicles.

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April 12, 2021/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Trucks, SUVs, Motorists, Pedestrian safety, Cycling
March 01, 2021

Local Runner Just One Irritant Away From Breaking Point

March 01, 2021/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Just One Irritant Away From Breaking Point

Stress-filled run follows an unusually bad week.

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March 01, 2021/ Mark Remy/
Real, Satire, News
Motor, Cycling, Irritants, Smo, Po, Breaking points
April 11, 2018

Ask Dr. Dumb: Runners vs. Little Girls on Bikes

April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy
Ask Dr. Dumb: Runners vs. Little Girls on Bikes

A legal case out of Canada offers a few lessons.

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April 11, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Real, Satire, News
Cycling, Girls, Children, Lawyer, Sue
September 12, 2017

Runners Marvel at Strange Symbols Painted on City Streets

September 12, 2017/ Mark Remy
Runners Marvel at Strange Symbols Painted on City Streets

Cryptic artwork fuels speculation and wonder.

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September 12, 2017/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Cycling, Bikes, Stencils, Symbols
July 05, 2016

The Tour de France Is Boring? YOU'RE Boring

July 05, 2016/ Mark Remy
The Tour de France Is Boring? YOU'RE Boring

Shorter stages? More "action"? No thanks.

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July 05, 2016/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Tour de France, Cycling, Bicycle racing, Boring, Distance
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