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November 20, 2024

EXCLUSIVE: Jake Paul Set to Fight Eliud Kipchoge

November 20, 2024/ Mark Remy
EXCLUSIVE: Jake Paul Set to Fight Eliud Kipchoge

Netflix, Runner’s World team up to present test of strength vs. endurance.

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November 20, 2024/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Eliud Kipchoge, Jake Paul, Boxing, Sponsorships, Runner's World, Netflix, Slaughter
May 06, 2024

‘Totally Jacked’ Kipchoge Reveals New Self on Cover of Runner's World

May 06, 2024/ Mark Remy
‘Totally Jacked’ Kipchoge Reveals New Self on Cover of Runner's World

Marathon legend is clearly happy with chiseled physique.

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May 06, 2024/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Eliud Kipchoge, Runner's World, Muscles, Totally jacked, Media
July 17, 2023

ASICS CEO Motoi Oyama Bares All in Runner's World 'Body Issue'

July 17, 2023/ Mark Remy
ASICS CEO Motoi Oyama Bares All in Runner's World 'Body Issue'

Septuagenarian poses in nothing but a pair of GEL-KAYANOs.

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July 17, 2023/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Runner's World, Magazine covers, Asics, Skin
August 31, 2022

Local Runner Snags Ultra-Rare 'Runner's World Number 1' at Yard Sale

August 31, 2022/ Mark Remy
Local Runner Snags Ultra-Rare 'Runner's World Number 1'  at Yard Sale

Highly prized issue dates from 1886, may be worth thousands.

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August 31, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Runner's World, Vintage, Publishing
July 06, 2022

Runner’s World Gives Premium Subscribers ‘Inside Look’ at Elite Marathoner

July 06, 2022/ Mark Remy
Runner’s World Gives Premium Subscribers ‘Inside Look’ at Elite Marathoner

Video is first in a series, spokesperson says.

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July 06, 2022/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Runner's World, Media, Inside look, Elite runners, Surgery
June 04, 2020

As Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World to Stick to Running

June 04, 2020/ Mark Remy
As Nation Convulses in Fury and Anguish, Teetering on Brink of Race War and Totalitarianism, Man Tells Runner’s World</em> to Stick to Running

Reader annoyed by article suggesting people consider doing something.

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June 04, 2020/ Mark Remy/
News, Real
Runner's World, Chaos, Editorial, Annoyance, Anger, Looming race war
October 02, 2019

Runner's World Editors Brainstorm Ways to Add Affiliate Links to Article on Salazar Doping Ban

October 02, 2019/ Mark Remy
Runner's World Editors Brainstorm Ways to Add Affiliate Links to Article on Salazar Doping Ban

Breaking news story presents a challenge.

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October 02, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Salazar, Doping, Runner's World, Affiliate links
June 12, 2019

Scientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer

June 12, 2019/ Mark Remy
Scientists Confirm Existence of Runner’s World 'Affiliate Links' Disclaimer

Powerful microscopes reveal text deep in website’s footer.

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June 12, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Real, News
Affiliate links, Runner's World, Science, Microscopes
March 10, 2019

'Sometimes It's Like You Have a Paywall Around Your Heart,' Girlfriend Tells Runner's World Editor

March 10, 2019/ Mark Remy
'Sometimes It's Like You Have a Paywall Around Your Heart,' Girlfriend Tells Runner's World Editor

Woman unsure she’ll ever earn unlimited access to partner’s inner self.

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March 10, 2019/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Runner's World, Paywall, Relationships, Current events, Premium content, Heartbreak, Love
January 18, 2019

RunnersWorld.com Homepage Just One Big Affiliate Link

January 18, 2019/ Mark Remy
RunnersWorld.com Homepage Just One Big Affiliate Link

Legacy media brand takes e-commerce to the next level.

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January 18, 2019/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Runner's World, Affiliate links, E-commerce, Sad
September 30, 2018

No One Sure What Runner's World Going For With Latest Cover

September 30, 2018/ Mark Remy
No One Sure What Runner's World Going For With Latest Cover

With November issue, decades-old publication takes a cryptic turn.

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September 30, 2018/ Mark Remy/
News, Satire
Runner's World, Magazine covers, Magazines, Cats
April 01, 2018

Runner's World to Replace Print Magazine With Monthly CD-ROM

April 01, 2018/ Mark Remy
Runner's World to Replace Print Magazine With Monthly CD-ROM

Industry experts applaud “bold initiative.“

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April 01, 2018/ Mark Remy/
Satire, News
Runner's World, CD-ROM, 1990s, Publishing, Magazines
December 20, 2015

Headline Quiz: Runner's World, Running Times, or Dumb Runner?

December 20, 2015/ Mark Remy
Headline Quiz: Runner's World, Running Times, or Dumb Runner?

How do they stack up, in terms of covering Very Serious Topics?

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December 20, 2015/ Mark Remy/
News
Runner's World, Running Times, Quiz
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