April 25, 2024 Dumb Runner Field Guide #6: How to Handle a Poo Emergency April 25, 2024/ Mark Remy Go go go!Read More
January 04, 2023 Sign Makes No Mention of Humans, Desperate Runner Notes January 04, 2023/ Mark Remy Local man spends 90 mysterious seconds behind bushes.Read More
October 19, 2022 Report: You Have Got to Be F***ing Kidding Local Runner October 19, 2022/ Mark Remy “Oh come on,” woman adds.Read More
November 10, 2021 Dumb Runner Illustrated #31: Next November 10, 2021/ Mark Remy Lather, rinse, repeat.Read More
June 09, 2021 Company Name a Real Misnomer, Local Runner Finds June 09, 2021/ Mark Remy “Nothing sweet about it,” says user of portable toilet.Read More
March 29, 2021 Yard Sign Apparently Doesn’t Apply to Runners Who Just Need 2 Lousy Minutes Behind a Bush March 29, 2021/ Mark Remy “So much for tolerance,” says man.Read More
January 13, 2021 Runner Caught Defecating in Gazebo Calls for Healing, Unity January 13, 2021/ Mark Remy Fines or other penalties would only drive nation further apart, woman says.Read More
December 18, 2020 Dumb Runner Illustrated #7: 'Can You Hold It?' December 18, 2020/ Mark Remy You guessed it: One more in an occasional series.Read More
November 23, 2020 High-Stakes Gambler Goes for Morning Run Without Pooping First November 23, 2020/ Mark Remy “I live life on the edge,” says local runner.Read More
July 13, 2020 Text Exchange With Running Buddy Almost Entirely About Pooping July 13, 2020/ Mark Remy Bowel movement plays central role in pre-run conversation.Read More
